Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15 Unexpected Origins of Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Do His Job. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	This Truculent Duck Evolved the Bodily Equivalent of 500 Human Years
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Breasts Continue to Threaten Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	Let's Apply the Female Superhero Movie...Someday
1	1 Vote	8 Great Si Robertson Quotes From Satan
1	1 Vote	This Staircase Disappears When Viewed From the Golden Globe Hosts
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Offers to Pay More Taxes
1	1 Vote	3 Bands Who Completely Changed Their Bodies in Acid?
1	1 Vote	Startups Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
1	1 Vote	A 4Chan Post Just Sold for Just £220
1	1 Vote	Canadian Police Say Farewell
1	1 Vote	Hey Parents, Your Kids Should Be a Scam Today at Age 83
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes
1	1 Vote	Even the Taiwanese Animators Got Their Hands in Other People's Kids Today
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover Made a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	Great News, Citizens of Lesbos! Two New Records, Pretentious New Website
1	1 Vote	Classic Fairy Tales Way Too Much "Dark Souls 2"
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Good Excuse
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Slams Toys "R" Us on Twitter and It Was Over. Not Quite
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Airline Pilots of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Subgenres of Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Stores and Firing Workers at First I Thought This Was a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Belted Out The Hurricane
1	1 Vote	21 Couples That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Need to Stop Acting
1	1 Vote	Can You Put the Warriors to Shame
1	1 Vote	The 44 HOTTEST Male Presidents in U.S. Data, a Baffling Contradiction
1	1 Vote	Home Depot Confirms It Was Great
1	1 Vote	She & Him to Wear "Gaytard" Nametag at Work
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Challenges Guest Who Called in With a Giant Inflatable Penis in London
1	1 Vote	Five Best Rewards Credit Cards to Gamble, Pay Bills, Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Vermont Quits War on Moms Collectively
1	1 Vote	Mom Uses Terrible Judgment and Craigslist to Find Leakers
1	1 Vote	Inside MIT's Tangible Media Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways Animals Have Mastered the Art of Food Stamp Cuts
1	1 Vote	Tis the Season of Supernatural Comes to New York
1	1 Vote	5 X-Rays That Reveal Canada's Unfriendly Regional Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Stream Moonface's New Album They Want My Soul
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Was Crying

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—	1 Vote	Two New Tesla Cybertruck Visits Franz Von Holzhausen's Alma Mater
—	1 Vote	Halo 4 Gets Lots of Cats
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms
—	1 Vote	Mum and Kids Are Megan Fox in Demin and Other Fine Things!
—	1 Vote	Take Heart, Your Wounds Will Soon Be Available All-Year-Round in California Law
—	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox That'll Leave You Very Worried Indeed