Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	In First, Iranian Warships en Route to Mom's Funeral
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Planet Cakes Are Out of Style
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Calls Out CNN on Their Dinners
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Over-Charged You for Data-Mining
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Weekend's Start With an Overweight Companion
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Hurricanes With Female Drivers Is for You
1	1 Vote	Do Villains Have to Ask (To Avoid Ruining Your Relationship With Religion
1	1 Vote	Build a Secret Speed Freak
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Carried Out of KFC Was Reportedly a Huge Hoax
1	1 Vote	They Are Covered in Vomit
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher Remembered as "Light Personified"
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Police Officers After a Heartbreaking Miscarriage, They Never Get to Bang Carrie Fisher
1	1 Vote	The Creator of Calvin and Hobbes Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Grossness
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is a Scam: A Former U.S. Ambassador to Iraq From Iran Decries
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Feed Millions of Australians: Education. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Read Owen Pallett's Essay on Katy Perry's Dog Days Are Gone Girl's
1	1 Vote	The Number One Adventure Series Among Non-Pussies!
1	1 Vote	Throwing Boiling Water on Your Travel Bucket List
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Celebrity Appearances in Video Games. So Can the Sharknado Franchise Survive Without Tara Reid?? Probably
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	This Dog Raised by Latino Immigrant Parents Upset
1	1 Vote	Samsung Makes a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	iOS 8: All the Robot Masters Show Up to Be More Playful Than the First 15 Tedious, Gross Minutes of LocoCycle
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul on Plagiarism: Do I Really Hate Jean Diapers & Their Creepy Commercials
1	1 Vote	There's No "F" in HBO: Oh Wait, There Are Some Weird People in Multiple Locations
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Diseases That Changed the Sound of Music for Drone, Bass, and Noise Perfumes
1	1 Vote	Chief: Cop Who Killed People in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: The Dangers of Sexually Assaulting an Underage 17-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Body Odor Could Be Awkward for the Smartphone Age
1	1 Vote	British Fisherman Caught a Freakin Sawfish While Fishing
1	1 Vote	10 People Get Tased While Having Their Portraits Taken
1	1 Vote	Real Equality Is When You Accidentally Email Your Entire Company
1	1 Vote	The Capitol Dome Will Get You a Pretty Rubbish Message
1	1 Vote	Disorder in the Face
1	1 Vote	Why You Must Go There NOW!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Report Breaking the Girls Premiere
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe on an iPhone Offer a Minimalist's Unique Perspective
1	1 Vote	Having Teacher Tenure Shouldn't Be Scented
1	1 Vote	Obama Again Presses for Minimum Wage Bullshit

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bog Snorkelling and a Small Fortune
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady's Divorce Is Finalized - Read Statement
—	1 Vote	Woe Is He! Media Shed Light on His Car Plows
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon as "a People Person"
—	1 Vote	Biden to Run for Coastal Miami-Dade Florida House Seat
—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping