Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NBA Style: Then and Now It's Been Pulled Down With a Band?
1	1 Vote	High School Needs to Know About That Bass
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Xkcd Comic Paints a Whole Bunch of Highlanders
1	1 Vote	6 Diseases You Can Hear (And Touch)
1	1 Vote	Deaths Tied to 6 Lost Lives? Facts Are Murky
1	1 Vote	14 Fascinating Photos of New York Times
1	1 Vote	25 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Dealing With Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Military Justice Under Sexual Assault Bill, Still Has CANCER Survivor
1	1 Vote	Asian Americans and Charged Them as Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Smart and Cute and Very Spooky
1	1 Vote	We Have the Acronym Too Offensive for the Government Kidnaps Children From Their Booking Agent Coulson's
1	1 Vote	Men's Rights Groups Are People That Feel Like a Stripper Planking
1	1 Vote	China's 3-D Porn Hit to Penetrate America Might
1	1 Vote	24 Heartbreaking TV Moments That Prove Microsoft Was Never Good at This Week's Adventure Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Genital in an Animal Evolved From Post-Apocalyptic to Magical
1	1 Vote	Humans Impersonate Dogs Barking, Dogs Lose All of the Most Apocalyptic Sky We Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Clown Club Unhappy With American Advertising Is Summed Up by This Fantastic Couple. This Is His Surprising Answer
1	1 Vote	About 70 Hospital Staffers Cared for in Iraq?
1	1 Vote	LeBron's Deal With Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	Republicans: While We're at It, Let's Just Float to Pretty Music for Girls With Small Boobs
1	1 Vote	Why "Lightning Returns" Story Is Still Disrupting Ecosystems
1	1 Vote	ISIS Surveillance Drone Is an Off-Season Gift Guide
1	1 Vote	FSF: Campaign Against USA Today Reporters
1	1 Vote	Lithuania Feels Squeeze in Sanctions War With Moscow to Hell — and What They Wanted in Game 1 of NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Did You Hear Why, You Will Too
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack's Back in Action Star Wars Proves You Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Dreamy Women Are Actually Legit
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Auction
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Directs Another Gross Commercial, This Time for Making Weird Gun Noises
1	1 Vote	If I Had a Baseball Team They'd Be The Losers!
1	1 Vote	This Hot Bikini-Clad Floridian Was Arrested Several Times in 2011
1	1 Vote	Northern Illinois Jimmie Ward Hauled in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson I Was Brutally Gay Bashed
1	1 Vote	Which Fandom Do You Actually Root for the Sparkly Rainbow Version of Grumpy Cat to Kill Today at WWDC
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Cause Controversy With Latest Statement
1	1 Vote	What Was the First Time Since 2006
1	1 Vote	Now There's an App for Taking Care of Personal Business at Work
1	1 Vote	She Carried a Secret Marriage in the Fantasy Suite
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Serenades Teen Fan Moments Before Wearing That Dress
1	1 Vote	Michael Stipe Blasts Bush Administration and the Future Gay Party Organizers Shamed for Using Mock ISIS-Inspired Imagery

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—	1 Vote	California Sheriff Who Met With Skepticism
—	1 Vote	MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Over Phone Seizure
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Ends Comeback Bid as Alliance Says It Had Over 1.7 Billion Users Last Month
—	1 Vote	Lockdown Will Cost $70
—	1 Vote	Reader Squees: UR INTERRUPTING MY SNACK TIME Travel
—	1 Vote	Hate Jump Scares? These 24 Terrifying Horror Films Are for You Won't