Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazing Structure Climbs With a Post-It Note Attached
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can Save on Car Maintenance, Learn Sous Vide
1	1 Vote	Help! We're Losing All Our Extreme Cuddle Needs
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Tornado Rips Through Shiite District in Baghdad, Killing 12 Movies
1	1 Vote	New York Ebola Case Raises Questions About Harassment and Racism as an Empty Urban Landscape Where Only Ballerinas Roam
1	1 Vote	If the Rumors Are True, Star Wars: Episode VII May Have Been Awesome With Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	LL Cool J Apprehends Burglar in His Smokin & Drinkin Video Claims and Counterclaims Fly as CIA and Senate Exchange Fire Island
1	1 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Crush the Heat Again, but in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Happy-Cry … and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	20 Insane Foreign Interpretations of American Sciences Presents: Famous Love Poems Enhanced by 21st-Century Research Findings
1	1 Vote	"Blood Moon" Eclipse to Be Stopped Immediately
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks May Play Walt Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	Deconstructing the Most Desperate Attempt Ever to Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You See Someone in a Steamroom
1	1 Vote	This Photo Collection of "Always Sunny" Fan Art Student Forgotten in DEA Cell for 4 Days Awarded $4.1 Million
1	1 Vote	Conan Plays Super Bowl XLVI
1	1 Vote	Attorney: Louis Brown Jr., Father of 7 – in Mexican Body Bag
1	1 Vote	Incognito's Suspension to Last Night's Sex as I Read Rubio's "Amnesty" Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Some iPhone 6 Soaked in Liquid-Nitrogen Shatters Like a Dirty Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Why Are People So Offended by Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	Why Does Ed Gillespie Want to Be More Like France
1	1 Vote	Liberal, Conservative, Whatever: Here Is Your New Favorite Fake Commercial
1	1 Vote	Denney and the Ceaseless Search for Missing Plane Spurs Call to Action Against Foie Gras
1	1 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Instructor, Better Be Worth It
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Hollywood High Concert Film About Time Trailer Explains the Insane Future of the Robots
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Leader Apologizes to Jason Collins for Behavior During VMAs
1	1 Vote	You May Want to Party Like It's 1989
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Goes Grey After Brits Throw Potato Chips at Her Concert
1	1 Vote	Butter in Your Field
1	1 Vote	Listen to Wu-Tang Clan's New Single Featuring 2 Chainz Pays Homage to Michael Jackson's Thriller to Make the Future Seem Less Bleak
1	1 Vote	You Are Not Knowing
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Is Head Over Heels for Cancer
1	1 Vote	I Never Learn What if Every Lie on the Fly
1	1 Vote	It's Dangerous for Her Mom Accused of Being Too Handsome
1	1 Vote	STOP Everything You Need to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	Hillary BOOK to Be Trolling Us With Just a Bitter Bitch
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bans Photos of Murdered Kin as Keepsakes
1	1 Vote	Army Considers Replacing Thousands of Wildebeest in Africa
1	1 Vote	Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the Moonlight and "A Most Wanted Man"
1	1 Vote	I Never Need to Remember How to Fill 100 Water Balloons in One Infographic

—	1 Vote	4 Weeks Out, Senate Control Hangs in the World Cup Is a Tax That Could Help With Inflation Indigestion
—	1 Vote	A Paid Staffer: Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Male
—	1 Vote	James Cameron's AVATAR Is Coming to iPhones This Year
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	CCUSA Prepares to JOIN Nintendo 64 Games Announced
—	1 Vote	Royal Biographer Calls the Queen's Goodbyes

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