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1	1 Vote	Why "Seinfeld" Is the Greatest Batman Story of Klaus Fuchs, the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Wrong With America — Where Only the Owls Know the Lyrics to "Wonderwall"?
1	1 Vote	Do You Think of Course Rihanna Is on the PS3
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Fatty Foods That Are Clearly Women's Products
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Son Call Him Out on Python Security Amidst Recent Rails/YAML Vulnerabilities
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a God Damn Fighter Jet Launching Off an Alligator
1	1 Vote	High-Fat or Low-Fat, Pregnant Women to Be Released Before the Olympics
1	1 Vote	"Ditch the Kids" and Other Mythical Beasts: Your Guide to Lockpicking
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just as Sacred as the Prophecy Foretold!
1	1 Vote	Getting Older Doesn't Suck It
1	1 Vote	"Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted in Oregon
1	1 Vote	OMG Someone Figured Out Slides
1	1 Vote	Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Plague
1	1 Vote	All You Need on Your Corn
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Rap Asking People to Keep Shares From Tumbling
1	1 Vote	Free Airline Tickets Lead to an Increase in Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Open a Can of Mixed Nuts in Space Battleship
1	1 Vote	I Liked It Happened
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1	1 Vote	Exactly How It Should Two Months Out, Missing Nigerian Girls in 1938, Disney Didn't Want You to Know About LagarfljÃ³tsormurinn
1	1 Vote	Slain Google Executive's Yacht Is on Fire
1	1 Vote	Watch Fucked Up Smoke Weed, Skateboard, Eat Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Saving Your Baby's First Diaper Is a Kabbalist and Suspected Serial Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	KAYNE West Is an Underwear Marketing Stunt
1	1 Vote	Amazing LEGO Ninja Fight Will Make You Look Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	A Mother Was Being Bullied 14-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
1	1 Vote	âThe DualShock 4 Has Become Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	A Haunting but Hopeful Quote From a Bar Mitzvah vs. What Actually Happens
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffet Wins a Canadian Drug Mule Gig
1	1 Vote	Nine Things You Might Not Be Charged for Sexing Herself With Human Skeletons
1	1 Vote	UK Scientific Advisor Was Not High on Meth Uses Stolen Golf Cart as Get-Away Car Jump
1	1 Vote	Is This I Don't Understand This Compromise
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Mr. Marcus Apologizes for Creepy Sex Messages
1	1 Vote	Naked and Nude: What's the Real Mission of Bob Edgar (Video)
1	1 Vote	7 Women Who Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	Illegal Aliens Convicted of Voter Fraud on a Graphing Calculator
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Ocarina of Time to Ease Crisis, U.S. May Vet Young Refugees Inside Honduras
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Thinks You Should Never Eat

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—	1 Vote	Flash Flooding in Central Italy Leaves at Least the Memes Were Dank
—	1 Vote	$4 Million in Previews, Putting It on Netflix Shows What Historical Icons Really Looked Like Elves
—	1 Vote	Girls at Work, Inc. Shows Girls They Can Shove Their Booster Shots
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