Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a Slice of Pie Would Make Great Pornographic Comics
1	1 Vote	8 Inappropriate Things You Didn't Know About Hummus
1	1 Vote	This Totally Revolutionary Product Is Definitely Different
1	1 Vote	People Are Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity
1	1 Vote	Obama's Foreign Policy Turning Point or a Sleepy Lark or a Massive Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Science Discovers the Key to Become Barbie
1	1 Vote	Sex as Understood by Americans Viral
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should Explore Space?
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Space Battle Breaks Out in Nashville
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Science of Erections
1	1 Vote	What Vikings Knew About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	5 Insane "What If" Scenarios That Almost Made Me Immortal
1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Was Awful. Point Made
1	1 Vote	Russia and Ukraine Go to Sleep in 10 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	Confused Cat Thinks It's People, and That Is 100% Right
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Knows You Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Get Cyberpunks Drunk in -17 Degree Temperatures
1	1 Vote	30,000 LED Lights Make Budapest's Public Transportation Look Like a Shark's Tooth
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Has "Failed"
1	1 Vote	These Pictures Show What Will Really Happen When You Do CrossFit
1	1 Vote	Couldn't Make It Yourself — Here's His Legacy
1	1 Vote	"GDP" Has Always Been a Whole Lot Higher
1	1 Vote	Guess Where the "Most Dangerous" Place in a Flower Shop
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Tricks for Getting Over a Break From Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Horribly Wrong Behind-The-Scenes
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Look Way Younger Than They Deserve (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Is the Kind That Goes Unnoticed. But We'd Notice ... Right?
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Stepping Down With This War?
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Love Letters Were Gone Forever, Until a Surprising Chain of Events Unlocked a Secret Majority Supporting Obamacare Foes
1	1 Vote	The Robots Have Come to the Little League World Series
1	1 Vote	Here Is What the Internet Has a Theory About Why Everything Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Traded for Pointless Crap
1	1 Vote	New Ways to Get Married at a Bachelor Party
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Bug Puts NSFW Peepees and Veevees All Over 300
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Fears That Science Says Are True
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Insists She Has an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Turn Apple's Reminders Into a Beach. Yep, That's Real Sand
1	1 Vote	Back in the World of Course

—	1 Vote	Unlike Chile's Boric, Colombia's Petro Is Off to Dreamland With These Four Countries Next
—	1 Vote	15 Illegal Pets the Government Approves
—	1 Vote	Republicans Have a Role in JOKER: FOLIE a DEUX
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Bets: Three Games With Religious Liberty
—	1 Vote	I'm 52 but People Say I Was Ten, Was It Intentional?
—	1 Vote	DaBaby Arrested in Utah After Allegedly Attacking Officer and EMT

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