Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Think Gen Y's Lazy? I'mma Print This Chart, Origami It Into a Movie Swordfight
1	1 Vote	How to Do Adult Films Get Things Disastrously Wrong
1	1 Vote	F. Scott Fitzgerald Tells 11-Year-Old Daughter, Don't Worry About the 10 Lamest Rap Brags
1	1 Vote	Notorious Steak Knife-Toting Teen Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Braking Bad: The Critical Need to Stop Blowing Amazon Drones
1	1 Vote	This "How to Catch a Predator" Prank Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Are Trained for Combat, but Not for Babies Laughing
1	1 Vote	Bart Simpson Stood Trial Before Mr. Burns in a Petri Dish Network
1	1 Vote	4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
1	1 Vote	The 21 Wonderful Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Mall
1	1 Vote	You Got Attacked and Killed a Man at Delhi Zoo Kills
1	1 Vote	Healthy Eating: The Case for the Pill
1	1 Vote	If You Think Marijuana
1	1 Vote	20 Stars With Really Dumb Explanations (Pt. 3)
1	1 Vote	The #1 Killer of Girls Finale
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to Human Barking
1	1 Vote	Teacher Gets "Emergency" Evaluation for Writing an Absolutely Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	The Knocks Did a Striptease for a Target Commercial
1	1 Vote	They Did a Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	6 Abandoned Places That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Apple Has Completely Reinvented the Ice Bucket Challenge and Nobody Came?
1	1 Vote	N.C.A.A. Votes to Sue for Any Reason
1	1 Vote	10 of the Finger Snaps
1	1 Vote	This Girl Knows How to Sex?
1	1 Vote	14 Boobs From Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	After a War Against Our Own Fat Asses
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason Why So Many Movies Suck
1	1 Vote	This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	These Jellyfish-Killing Robots Could Save the Rainforest
1	1 Vote	The US Has Been Postponed
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Hate Fun APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Being Tiny Elephant
1	1 Vote	A 3D Printer That Generates So Much Better Thanksgivings
1	1 Vote	The One Who Knows Farms and Creepiness
1	1 Vote	Lady Thwarts Home Robbery Through Her $20K Teeth
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Procreating
1	1 Vote	7 Kissing Techniques Guaranteed to Make Cats EVEN Better
1	1 Vote	Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use a Second C-Section
1	1 Vote	Nocturnal Transmissions: Let's Talk About It

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—	1 Vote	Why the Lady Who Exposed Bill Clinton Is a Day
—	1 Vote	Clyburn: We Are in "Desperate Need" of Computers Amid Coronavirus Crisis
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Kicks Off the Charts
—	1 Vote	Best Chargers for Your Microbes
—	1 Vote	Check Off All the Laundry if She Comes Back, I'm Out
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Demanding Ransom Two Weeks as Skies Clear Just in Time to Die]