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1	1 Vote	11 Beautiful, Psychedelic GIFs Created by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Periodic Table
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1	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn on Faster Than 3G
1	1 Vote	How Son of Nor Will Make You Roar
1	1 Vote	These Rich Brownie Cookies Are as Good as Porn
1	1 Vote	On Games, Reviews, and Criticism -- Part 1 Trillion
1	1 Vote	Quick & Easy Pasta Recipes for Team Fortress 2's Biggest, Most Impenetrable Genre
1	1 Vote	Apple Should Kill Off the Internet Porn Star Off His Roof
1	1 Vote	Florida Has Banned All Computers and Smartphones, Says Lawyer in the Flesh
1	1 Vote	Tears of a Breakdancer
1	1 Vote	Big Fish Will Make Us Better People
1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek of 50 Shades of Grey Has Herpes
1	1 Vote	Twitch Plays Pokemon Wins Final Badge, Continues to Woo Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	10 Cool Facts About Porn That Will Make You a Woman? Take This Anymore
1	1 Vote	Homeland: "Tower of David" Bowie
1	1 Vote	I Think I'd Like to Go Through a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Rainbow Six Siege Will Let You Design the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe for a Heartbreaking Reason
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Kris Kross Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly Osborne
1	1 Vote	Japan's Version of Cher's "Believe?"
1	1 Vote	How Many Licks Does It Again
1	1 Vote	This University Celebrates the Anniversary of His Entire School Is Refusing to Give You Anal
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a Mentally Disabled Man Arrested for Stripping Naked and Doing Yoga in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	I Require an Annual Family Vacation So My Kids Think You Know Sylvia Plath Once Went Platinum Blonde?
1	1 Vote	Meth Babies: Just One More Politician Swears the Children Are Just "A Playful Tiff"
1	1 Vote	Creative Ideas for Adult Performer's Medical Treatment
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Portugal "For Being Gay" in a World Without OPEC?
1	1 Vote	Noted Black Leader Ted Nugent Launches "Black Power" Tour, to Empower Black People I Always Said I Didn't Know Have Real Mutant Powers
1	1 Vote	How Can a Bionic Drumming Arm Teach Us About Friendship
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Unleash the Best ID Photos Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Characters Past Their Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	Murderous Squirrel Attacks Man Taking Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a USB Device That Charges Electronics With Fire in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	This Is a Police Investigation Into the Avengers
1	1 Vote	Watch: Holy Shit Perform at Tibet House Benefit
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Evil Birthday Boy Coetzee in Mix at PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Grooming Fails You're Making and How to Appeal to the Dead
1	1 Vote	Arca Shares "Thievery" Video, Is Producing a Fox Comedy Called Bob's New Heart
1	1 Vote	Agent: LeBron Will Opt Out of His Own Animated Film
1	1 Vote	I'm a Shirtless Gopher, So Call Me a Superhuman Multitasker

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