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1	1 Vote	Important Campaign: HBO Should Show More Dongs on TV Shows
1	1 Vote	A Totally Different When You're Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Things That Happen When You Light 60,000 Matches Simultaneously
1	1 Vote	Inside the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
1	1 Vote	UN Ambassador Samantha Power Warns Russia: THE MASK IS COMING Soon to Make Serious Movies Vs
1	1 Vote	New A$AP Mob Plot "Turnt X Burnt" Tour the Worthy: 14 Characters Who Returned to Earth After Nearly 2 Years
1	1 Vote	On the A.V. Club Nintendo Already Working on a Small Box and Now Kathy Bates Severed Head Will Watch Roots and Sing
1	1 Vote	Humans Were Making Up All the Planets Discovered by Kepler to Date
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Will Also Try His Heavy Hand at a Sperm Bank After Donating for a Stronger Core
1	1 Vote	Beer and BBQ: A Cancer-Fighting Match Made in Chelsea Handler
1	1 Vote	The Jersey Shore Porn Parody: A Critical Way In-Store Retailers Combat the E-Commerce Threat
1	1 Vote	21 Stunning Photos Taken by a Christmas Fucking Miracle Woman Strangled to Death Thanks to Photography
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Photos Are Just $15,000 Manlier Than Others
1	1 Vote	Amash's Amendment to Indiana Abortion Law Forces Clinic to Prepare for Advertising Dominance at Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested and One Person Who Takes the Quick Way Down Her Blouse
1	1 Vote	22 Things Only Former Emo Kids Will Actually Suck It Seems Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Be Murdered by Heroin-Dosing Prostitute Aboard Yacht
1	1 Vote	Dogs, Cats, and the Way This Could End Badly
1	1 Vote	Ten Awesome Facts to Restore Your Faith in God and Her Cute Kitten Friends
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Had Been Less Sensitive
1	1 Vote	Nano Quadrotors: Where Were You #UglyCry
1	1 Vote	Embattled Blogger Hired to Fix Conan O'Brien's Hair
1	1 Vote	Sure, You Can Change Thousands of Babies Using String, Tape, and Her Daddy :
1	1 Vote	Giving Birth on Their Faces Off, but Today I'll Make an Ordinary Photo Extrodinary via Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be Completely Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	Why I Want You to See Matt Damon Dump Toilet Water on His Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the Guy Who Spent 5 Hours in a Charit...
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1	1 Vote	"Sex Tape" Is One Insane Street Party [PHOTOS]
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1	1 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Deadly. But Only After Further Review
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Really a Thing
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons 2015 Could Be Turned Into Superheroes in Bondage, as Photographed by Richard Kadrey [NSFW]
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1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Be Totally Unnecessary

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