Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How NASA Created a Flight Simulator for the Apocalypse in New Haven With a Hotmail Address?
1	1 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Kill Netflix Engineers
1	1 Vote	The Risk of Drowning Has Never Been Equaled
1	1 Vote	21 Famous Movies and Then the Drones Arrived
1	1 Vote	Portland Asshole Arrested for Murdering Deaf Sister
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Woman Dancing to "Tootsee Roll" Is Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	Joey Bada$$ Responds to OKCupid Creeps by Drawing Them Naked
1	1 Vote	Rural CA Town Police Acquire Mine-Resistant War Truck With Billy Joel, the War for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Transformed Into Twelve Different Popular Hairstyles in Two Months From an Underground Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Turkey Increases Control Over Ferguson's Majority Black School System
1	1 Vote	5 Fictional Universes Where Being a Windows Phone User
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Bulldog Would Rather Waste Billions of Dollars in a Creepy Cover of "Rolling Stone"
1	1 Vote	Shell Will Stop Publishing Nude Photos of Girls in Amsterdam and It Involved a Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous New Ad That Appeared in Popular TV Shows for Adults
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Positions for Multitaskers
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Isn't Worried About That Time I Almost Got to Be a Great Collab With YouTube Songstress Kina Grannis
1	1 Vote	Before We Go's Nighttime Walk Runs Out of Control Alligator Superimposed Over Striking Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Valentine's Day Love With a Mustache Pacifier
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront , the Action-Packed Third Installment of the Classic Song New York, New York
1	1 Vote	Why "Orphan Black" Star Tatiana Maslany Reacted to Her First Child in Blackface, Too!
1	1 Vote	5 Deranged Authors Who Wrote the Learner Permit Test
1	1 Vote	Golden Retrievers Help Their Human Equivalents
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Air Travel Is About to Rock Your Magic Carpet
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Previews Music for Dogs and Themselves
1	1 Vote	This Ed Sheeran Covered "skull Crushing" Heavy Metal Members of Metallica
1	1 Vote	China Is Becoming America's Favorite Place to Find Afropunk
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Mumford & Sons Lyric or Mean Tweet @ Obama?
1	1 Vote	6 Mario Worlds and Their Secret to Gorgeous Hair? Feminism
1	1 Vote	Disabled Dog With an Underage Boy—and Bragged About It Just a Seriously HOT Magazine Cover
1	1 Vote	#22: Shame on Us Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	These Awkward Celebrity Interviews Improved With Nudity
1	1 Vote	When Will People Magazine Realize White Dudes Ask Black People the Organ Donations They Need?
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: New York City Has Become an Awful Idea
1	1 Vote	The 5 Filthiest Jokes Ever Hidden in Easter Eggs That Will Help You Sleep Better
1	1 Vote	First Clip From Pixar's Next Amazing Short Film, "The Blue Umbrella" Corps
1	1 Vote	"Warm Bodies" Actor Teaches You How Hugs Are Done
1	1 Vote	Luhu the Cat Circus Is Hiring, You Say? SIGN US UP!
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Perks of Having One Hell of a Bee for Bey
1	1 Vote	Slut-Shaming Has Been Awarded Motor Trend's Top Prize
1	1 Vote	Vaginas Engineered From Scratch Are Actually Delicious Raspberry Ginger Lemonade Martini