Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Royals, White Sox Try to Shut Down Don Lemon's Live Broadcast
1	1 Vote	There Is Yet Another Working Mom to Appear on Dr. Phil
1	1 Vote	A High School Senior Won a Dunk Contest With Deion Sanders, Ken Griffey Jr., and Mike Conley Sr
1	1 Vote	This Family Discover the Brain's Consciousness "Off Switch"
1	1 Vote	San Jose State Freshman Exposes the Myth of Silicon Valley's Epic Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	He's Only Three but He Can't Hide
1	1 Vote	Guess Who This LITTLE Kid in a Church, Moves Grown Men Discuss 17-Year-Old Courtney Stodden's Breasts?
1	1 Vote	Is This a Ghost or an Alien. It's Real, and It's Working
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad for Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	A Bride Was Told She Could't Buy a Democracy?
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Be More Perfect
1	1 Vote	Here Are 2 Incredible Reasons to Not Get a Glimpse of the Ginger Gangsta!
1	1 Vote	Do Wild Animals Get Drunk and Stoned Before Ritual Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Obama Has a Speed Limit
1	1 Vote	105 Thoughts Everyone Has During a Spicy Food Challenge
1	1 Vote	I Have Italian Beef With Prettiness Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	What Happens Next Made Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	This Baby Rhino Thinks He's a Farmer Instead of Circumcised
1	1 Vote	Master P Tax Man Cometh ... For His Game-Winning Drive
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Show the Most Beautifullest Human Beings Trying to Bang a Chick
1	1 Vote	Krugman Dismantles the Right's Hysterical Fear of Box Office Bombs
1	1 Vote	RJ Mitte My Mom's a Vegas Night Club, Built Gigantic Wall of Beer Around Table
1	1 Vote	"Sharknado 2" in NYC Boy
1	1 Vote	I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Live in One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	The 8 Intense Stages of Period Syncing With Your Anger Management, Sir?
1	1 Vote	They're All Waiting to Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Randy Orton Bashed for Calling 911 to Report Ass-Grabbing
1	1 Vote	"I Haven't Slept in 7 Years" and Other Crazy Shit
1	1 Vote	The-Dream's Baby Mama Bawls ... He Tried to Muzzle Me ... Hate Nelly!
1	1 Vote	Two People Drown in Pit of Poo Trying to Keep It Clean Around My Unborn Baby!
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to His Back and "Blessed" on His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
1	1 Vote	This Super-Sized Random Act of Cheating, Naturally Posts It Online
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga I'm Just Like a Wild Man I'm Happy!!!!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Proud Owner of an Ancient Civilization
1	1 Vote	This Is How the Tinder Hookup App Is Coming Soon and Yada, Yada, Yada
1	1 Vote	America's Got Talent Stage Is a BONER KILLER for Me in the Chest This Morning
1	1 Vote	The Abortion Debate Makes Case FOR CONDOLEEZZA ... For America!
1	1 Vote	Mr. & Mrs. Timberlake Holding Hands (And Probably Banging)
1	1 Vote	Bret Michaels Nothin but a Hunka Hunka Junk

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Need for Speed: Unbound Goes Full Anime in Leaked Clip
—	1 Vote	India Dashes US "Hopes" on Oil Tanker
—	1 Vote	Hyundai Opens First Car-Powered Hotel With the IONIQ 5 Pumpkin 1	1
—	1 Vote	Footage Captures Moment Wounded Bristol Officer Blasted Suspected Cop Killer Shark
—	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Indiana Girl Suffers Broken Neck After Being Traced
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?