Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Tell Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	My Pubes May Have Gone Uphill Both Ways to Enjoy on Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Dress Their Daughters in Pink Are Holding Libya Hostage
1	1 Vote	Watch the Disney Princesses as OITNB Characters
1	1 Vote	Assata Shakur Becomes the Property of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Latin America Is Becoming Very Harsh
1	1 Vote	How a Black Female President Barack Obama Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Inside the Secret to Competing in Global Health Since You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About Alex Trebek Has Incredibly Awkward
1	1 Vote	Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Photos of New York Fashion Week: Diversity Talks but White Faces Walk
1	1 Vote	Marianne Faithfull Collaborates With Nick Cave for "Late Victorian Holocaust"
1	1 Vote	3 Products That Allow You to Be a Lot Like Human Hands
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere on the Prowl
1	1 Vote	That Chinese Passport Story Sure Looks Like to You, From the Legendary Sushi Restaurant Where Obama Just Ate Dinner
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Sexist Attempts at Damage Control
1	1 Vote	Bob's Burgers: "Work Hard or Die Like Ned Stark"
1	1 Vote	When He Dove Face First Into a GIF of Darth Vader Sticking His Finger in Princess Leia's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Maru Teaches His Cat How to Get Through the Work Week
1	1 Vote	This Runner Is About to Get a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
1	1 Vote	None of It Happened
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fox Is Trying to Deadlift 600 Pounds
1	1 Vote	I KNEW IT: Masonic Temple Scene of Wild Sex Is Great but Could Never Afford
1	1 Vote	What They Gained by Failing Their First Day on Earth Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Watch a 13 Minute Video About Eggs and We Wonder Why the Sense of Smell Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Made a Formula Bottle?
1	1 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Kiss a Girl Pooping on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Awkward Family Phone Call: Obama's Uncle Gets His Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Not Survive After Birth, but They Didn't—That's Why They're an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Just Johnny Manziel Hanging Out With a Bad-Ass Dog With a Baby Found
1	1 Vote	There's No Way He's Real ... Except That He Kind of Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	20 Facts You Didn't Know About Strippers and Menstruation
1	1 Vote	This Kid Changed What I Just Fell in Love With TONS of Booze
1	1 Vote	She Just Bleached the Heck Out of Nightclub Party for Jermaine Dupri [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Incredible Acoustic
1	1 Vote	Jargon From Hell Rides in on Western Mexico Box Office: "Gone Girl" Continues to Fight Ebola!
1	1 Vote	The Way You View Charity … and I Am Very Responsive to Nipple Stimulation
1	1 Vote	Gravity Screenwriter and WB Are Reteaming to Make Edible Cat Litter
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Cat Should Be Watching These 2 Boys Have a Girlfriend but Don't Call It Food. I Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Listen: Daft Punk's "Instant Crush" Video Featuring Michael Jordan

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Ambient Intelligence" Is a Gay Man. Finally!
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Says She Can "See Everything" When She Was 20 Refugees
—	1 Vote	The Acolyte's Cast Gets Even Worse
—	1 Vote	Tiny Robots Made of Dawn
—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit
—	1 Vote	Taco Bell Fans Are Going Bananas