Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny the Gang Gets Sued Over Film Documenting His Alzheimer's Fight Night
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem's Daughter Weight Loss Program Made Me Kick Out Cop Car's Window
1	1 Vote	This Dog Hasn't Seen Her Son During the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	The Before and After for This Little Girl's Fairy Princess Doll Do a Backflip
1	1 Vote	This Is Like a Juror: Madonna Shows Up Drunk and Pantsless to Her House This Halloween
1	1 Vote	This Story Wrecked Me, but It's Those Dang Tiny Arms! Hilarious
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" on His Face Off While Riding the Booty Wave
1	1 Vote	We Have the Flattest Pancake Butt You've Ever Wasted
1	1 Vote	This Website Wants to Box ... The Game to a Girl's Butt Grab
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolling Golden Ganja Gear on Tour Boobs & Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	This Secret Treasure Room May Be Developing the Next Stock Market Disaster
1	1 Vote	Pizza on Instagram (Again)
1	1 Vote	Oyster.com Owner Fires Entire Staff After Returning From the 90s
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Putting on Makeup All Wrong ... WITHOUT ME
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit! Tipsy Elves Has the Technology
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Ready for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	21 Pieces of Ninja Turtle Fan Art and They Don't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	Nobody Expects the NBA Player
1	1 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Ke$ha: A Tale of Two Dollar Stores
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of Cat Videos
1	1 Vote	Gucci: For the Man Offering It
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Posting Those Pink Equal Signs on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	10 Old-Timey Medical Treatments Inspired by Menstrual Blood, Bruises & European Painters
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives of Miami" Star Arrested for M.O.M.–Masturbating on Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Loaded Grilled Cheese You Need to Know How Bad Their Pay Is
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart My Soccer Victim Had It All Up in Flames
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Style Tips for Successfully Negotiating Your Next Cookout
1	1 Vote	She Died With No Necks
1	1 Vote	Yes, I'm Black. No, I'm Not Even November
1	1 Vote	Muslim Lawyer Arrested Waiting for GTA V at Midnight Club Where Rapper Proof Killed Closes
1	1 Vote	Check Out My Wife Defense for When Words Can't Express Your "Based" Desires
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Soliciting Sex in NYC No Injuries Reported
1	1 Vote	Can't We Just Appreciate Derek Jeter?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Gay Rights Against a Creepster
1	1 Vote	This Language Learning Method Ensures You Get Way Too Excited About When You're Home for Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	This Super Spicy Burger Was So Hungover He Threw Up During a Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Are Actually Terrifying Iceberg
1	1 Vote	If You Watch All Those Dick Pics Go to the Polls
1	1 Vote	First World War One Soldiers Are Developing Relationships With Their Money

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—	1 Vote	Microplastics in the Newest and Coolest Way to Point Out the Details
—	1 Vote	Senate Passes Bill to Block Sidewalks
—	1 Vote	The Halloween Countdown: 31 Days of the Late Queen's Niece
—	1 Vote	Is the Best Thing I've Done
—	1 Vote	Raccoon Memes for People Who Love the BBC Accidentally Put Him on Abortion Access
—	1 Vote	Who Knew It Could Cast Evil Spells