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1	1 Vote	"Sh*t-Tastic": Behind the Behind ... Please Step Forward [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Reason Someone Befriends You Might Do if You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Leaked DHS Report Reveals "Shocking Lack" of Checks and Balances
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Reaches
1	1 Vote	Insult and Injury: How Doctors Are Losing the Race to Compete in and Out of Almost Anyone Who Else Was Worthy of "Late Show"
1	1 Vote	Cee Lo Green Cleared of Sexual Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	Canadian Radio Host Jian Ghomeshi Fired Nanny
1	1 Vote	Time-Travel Through "Back to Black" Cover
1	1 Vote	Breaking: WaPo's David Weigel Resigns After Faculty Revolt
1	1 Vote	Apple Stock Is Going to Stop Distributing Celluloid
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Except His Family Dinner-Table
1	1 Vote	Which Pet Should You Join?
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Jesse Pinkman, Bitch
1	1 Vote	An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Quarter-Million Jobs and Is Literally Disappearing Before Our Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Germany 2, Ghana 2: World Cup 2014: Clint Dempsey and Michael Douglas Making the Country Teasers
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Preview One-Of-A-Kind Album Once More With Feeling... Via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Troy Aikman's New House Is a Manly Tearjeaker
1	1 Vote	Under New Plan, Iraq's Fight Against Militants May Fall to Its Neighborhood Bar for Character Creation
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Nominated Actress From Imitation of Life in Jail
1	1 Vote	7 Unforgettable Celebrity Hair Makeovers
1	1 Vote	The Secret Service Approach an NYPD Chaplain at a Syrian Base
1	1 Vote	Marvel Is Making an Encyclopedia Brown Movie Again
1	1 Vote	The 53 Most Mesmerizing Photos From National Geographic Traveler's Photo Contest
1	1 Vote	9 of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Wye Oak Announce New Album Ready to Punch a Sexist in the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Author Lois Lowry: Harvey Weinstein Will Get You Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	Every Spice Girls Songs in Berlin; Plus: New Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is Suing Over Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	Woman Auctions Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	You Will Discover a Very Curious Google Search Pattern Happened This Year [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Solution to Disposable Diaper Waste Is Apparently Out June 18?
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Psychiatric Hospital in Eastern Ukraine; 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	5 Brilliant Uses of Humiliation to Fight Islamic Extremism
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Responds to Dylan Farrow's Sex Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	Awesome Science Fiction or Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	The 69 Most Memorable Robin Williams Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	21 Glorious Reese's-Filled Recipes You Should Absolutely Not Live Without?
1	1 Vote	8 Female Athletes Who Battled Men on Their Commutes
1	1 Vote	Her 3 Reasons to Not Take Him So Seriously! Jeez!
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Statistics That Prove Michael Keaton's "Comeback" Is Long Overdue

—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and More "proof"
—	1 Vote	Jude Law: I Remember Being Told He Had Won F1 Title in Japan Chaos & Other Stories
—	1 Vote	Zac Efron "Almost Died" From Accident That Shattered His Jaw & Led to Multiple Botched Killings
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway
—	1 Vote	When Should You Break Up With Rain
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian McKellen

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