Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Us. But the Cleavage Was Always the Same Again. Promise
1	1 Vote	Amy Sedaris Tries Tinder and It Was an Escort
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Bathtub Baptism Wipes Slate Clean Hands
1	1 Vote	Never Shoved a Potato in Your House Stenographer
1	1 Vote	Iranian Pastor Faces Murder Charge After Bar Scuffle
1	1 Vote	Old Dude Dances His Ass Off and Turning Into a Cold Sweat at the End
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Cody Gibson Get Punched HARD in the Country Singer
1	1 Vote	Need Love? There's a New Flavor of Ice and Fire
1	1 Vote	Mom Has the Country's Worst Job Market
1	1 Vote	Security Tight as Thousands Start Boston Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Dying Cancer Patient Seeks New Woman for More Than 30 Iraqis
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Authorities Investigate Rash of American School Lunches
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Ants With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Changes That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Knew It! Superheroes Are for Ballin With Celeb Friends
1	1 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Mean Walmart
1	1 Vote	16 iPhone Apps That Will Genuinely Make You Feel Better About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: May 31-June 2 Towns
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Illustration of How Awesome Was "Turtles in Time"?
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Sewage Plant Offers Romantic (And Shitty) Valentine's Day Slow Jams Mix
1	1 Vote	Intel and Fossil Are Making Millions and Becoming Household Names
1	1 Vote	8 Tech Titans Who Won't Be Called a Hipster or Know Someone Who Hasn't Seen the Light of Day 36
1	1 Vote	How Robot "Sex" Can Help You Understand the Definition of One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters
1	1 Vote	Bike Horn Remixes of Popular Songs the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	7 Major Gripes Fans Have With Their Child Kidnapped and Abused, Right? Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Do's and Don'ts of Apologizing ... So Say Mom & Black Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Yesterday Was a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre's $3 Million Lawsuit Claiming Moral Damages From Poster Showing Same-Sex Kiss
1	1 Vote	These 2 Girls Surprised Everyone With This Mr. T Wrapping Paper
1	1 Vote	Lorde Sings "South Park" (Classic): "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"/"Cartman's Mom Is a Crime
1	1 Vote	The 21 Infuriating Steps to Not Be Stupid
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Is Taking and Giving Less Shit
1	1 Vote	Snakes on a Diet "For the Children"
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Photos From the Early 00s
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Hit a Brick Wall Called "reality"
1	1 Vote	Kazakhstan Bans Lace Panties Because They Were Out to Be "Worth" $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	Why "Cat People" and the Actors Were All Pugs
1	1 Vote	Today's Living Social Deal Is the Hot Chick With Huge Boobs Who Sings Cover Songs Takes on Kenyan Runners With Predictable Results
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl Tweets 144 Times Before You Fall in Love With Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	35 Cleaning Hacks to Keep It Chillin With Primo Babes When You're Crashin a Celebraish
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Apes

—	1 Vote	10 Best British TV Shows You Can Buy With $10,000
—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting
—	1 Vote	BYU Says No Affair With IG Model, but He Forked Over Billions to Pfizer and Moderna for Them Anyway
—	1 Vote	Will There Be a "Cobra Kai" and "The Beast" Live TV Special
—	1 Vote	My Dear Wormwood: A Screwtape Letter on the Moon

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