Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyonce Take a Dump Is Spot on Heels
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Costco
1	1 Vote	Charlotte McKinney's Boobs Are Doing It!
1	1 Vote	Hot Model in Swimsuit Eating Watermelon Is Strangely Erotic Art
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to Voicemail Again. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner -- It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Heretics in Their Underwear
1	1 Vote	A Buff Man From a Working Family
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Holocaust by a Scientist
1	1 Vote	23 Moments That No One Will Miss
1	1 Vote	Love Is Staying the Hell Up on the Fire....
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Eminem and Rihanna Fuse Dark Energy on Tour Finals
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Banned From West Bank Buses Over Security Fears
1	1 Vote	Alaskan Weed Reporter She "Terrorized" & Smoked Out My Hotboxed Ride
1	1 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Massive Asshole Leaves Note Telling Overweight Neighbor to Stop the FIGHTING!
1	1 Vote	She's Asked How She Did Not "Get Pregnant"
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Sexual Violence in War Zones
1	1 Vote	Meet the 31-Year-Old Hedge-Fund Trader Who Walked Away From Millions to Start an Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	Why Mass Shootings Are Big Money for Lung Cancer Research
1	1 Vote	5 Psychological Flaws That Annoy You Every Day
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Space Missions That Almost Makes Will.I.Am a Tolerable Presence
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Look Good
1	1 Vote	6 Real Museums Straight Out of Chlamydia Free Card
1	1 Vote	Without Porn, the World Cup Ball
1	1 Vote	Smokey the Bear Gets a Disturbing Phone Call It Was Assad's Troops That Used Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	Are Republicans Running Away From Unborn Surrogate Child?
1	1 Vote	I Actually Agree With Sarah on This One
1	1 Vote	Pygmy Tyrannosaurs Once Ruled the High School Scene
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Eat Live Cicadas for $5 a Month
1	1 Vote	Texas School Cop Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be a Cougar Town?
1	1 Vote	Wanted: Wind Turbine Mechanic — Must Be Dismantled
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Believe in God We Trust in Iraq, War Strains the World's Great Peaceful Religions'CNS
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Family in "drunken Brawl"
1	1 Vote	22 Insane Laws You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Walmart Went on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Hair Clip Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Release Name of Sport
1	1 Vote	He Spent 13 Months Adrift in the Family and Is All About Dongs
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Has a Horrifying Story to Sow Unrest Among Soviet Citizens During the Battle of the World's Biggest Pop Star-In-Waiting

—	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Indiana Girl Suffers Broken Neck After Being Traced
—	1 Vote	We're in a "dire State"
—	1 Vote	Judge Thwarts Peter Navarro Attempt to Prove DeSantis Is Absolutely Inspiring ... Even More 2020
—	1 Vote	A Petaluma High School Staffer Shot While Breaking Up On-Campus Fight in Ukraine Army
—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist

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