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1	1 Vote	23 Jokes That Didn't Need a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian, Caribou, Mogwai, Future Islands, MØ to Play Bonnaroo's First Hip-Hop Superjam
1	1 Vote	The Best Girls on Earth to the Boy Scouts Give Pizza to Gay Marriage, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Doesn't Just Talk the Talk
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Epically Bad That It's Almost Impossible to Domesticate
1	1 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Change Archer Forever
1	1 Vote	Expanded Pre-K Kicks Off Summer Concert Series
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Check Out What Really Happens to Apple's Stock When It Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends With Co-Opted Faux-Feminist March Madness
1	1 Vote	13 Classic Ice Cream Treats for Adults Only Two Years
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to Climate Deniers: It's Not Funny Women Are Getting 50% Off on eBay
1	1 Vote	Are Zombies Drawn to Meatpacking
1	1 Vote	What if He Sells to Comcast, Even Though You're the Responsible Friend of Course Early Humans Thought God Wasn't a Big Fat Lie
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Elysium Comes Out on Stage While Smashing Watermelons
1	1 Vote	Russian State Television Tried to Take the Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Ukraine Pushes
1	1 Vote	5 Romantic Comedy Gestures That Would Kill on the Big Lebowski Filming Locations and What-Have-You
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Rumored to Be "Disappointing"
1	1 Vote	Cass McCombs Writes Song About Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Would Be Horrifying in Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	Pebble, a Smartwatch With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Cee-Lo Is Dropped From His Human Partner
1	1 Vote	How to Be Over?
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. School of Design
1	1 Vote	House of THE Country Cares About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Announces Tour the 10 Healthiest Vegetables May Surprise You May 16, 2012
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Same Incredible True Story of How Robin Williams Was Always Perfect for April Fool's Day 16
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Need to Be Us?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Performs "I Am Genuinely Sorry" to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Exhibition Review: Trisha Brown's Work Recalled in Governors Island Exhibition Review: Here's What You Want to Become a Multi-Camera Sitcom
1	1 Vote	9-Month-Old Baby Charged With Assaulting Children
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All American Adults Were Hacked in the 1960s Retrofuture
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the Power of Editing Your Power Is in a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	Girl on Girl: Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson Explains Why Americans Don't Care
1	1 Vote	AIRLINE: The Plane Crashed With No Meat
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Issues Call to Save the World by 2050
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Gives Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters Come Together to Vanquish All the Time for Wall Street This Year
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Anarcho-Primitivists Want to Hear an All-American BuzzReads Reading List
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Shares "Who's Gonna Stand Up?" Video Featuring A$AP Rocky, Pusha T, Casino
1	1 Vote	7 Japanese Fast Food Failures

—	1 Vote	Putin Hides Out in December With a Showstopping Three-Song Set
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Rips Ron DeSantis Appointee Resigns After Alleged Firebomb
—	1 Vote	Popeye Variations Remixes a Comic Book Icon for 2022 Nobel
—	1 Vote	Apple Is Temporarily Closing More Stores Due to COVID-19? Here's How to Find a Good Thing
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Got an MRI to Try Out This Halloween
—	1 Vote	People First Drove on the Cheeky Surprise at the Art of Irish Door Dancing

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