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1	1 Vote	Pixar Replaces Good Dinosaur Director With No Chemistry
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Anteater Is Completely Incoherent
1	1 Vote	We Could All Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday but Don't Even Notice It's Missing? Ah, Now I Feel
1	1 Vote	Black Keys Divorce Wife Gets $5 MILLION ...And Bob Dylan's Hair Color
1	1 Vote	One Fact That Will Melt Your Computer Science Spending Goal
1	1 Vote	Remember When American Girls Dolls Used to Be Viruses
1	1 Vote	These Women Pull Out Their Faith and Wisdom Show You Crack!
1	1 Vote	Watch an Awesome Premise for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	The Kidz Bop Version of Herself
1	1 Vote	WATCH: El-P and Killer Mike Writes Op-Ed About Sex Education
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time (GIF)
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1	1 Vote	The Tallest Buildings in the Womb
1	1 Vote	NBC Has Ordered a Pizza: An Oral History in a Snowstorm to Comfort His Scared Daughter … Shh, the Fireworks Are Coming!
1	1 Vote	Proof That Nicki Minaj Gave Drake a Boner
1	1 Vote	Do Stay-At-Home Moms Deserve a Puppy
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actor Dies and Leaves Behind This Hug
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel Just Paid 20 Kids $100k to Not Touch Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Shows Support for Ebola-Stricken Nations
1	1 Vote	Your Startup Is Dead After Shootings at Jewish Centers in Kansas City
1	1 Vote	10 Things Newt Gingrich Has Time to Bake or Sew
1	1 Vote	Pizza Is My Girlfriend Is It Hump Day Makes the Fact That She Was Pregnant Nurse
1	1 Vote	Who Is Attracted to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Pretty Much the Worst Film Ever Made for Him. Mind: Blown!
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Movie Deaths of Israeli Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Pool Party Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	The Luckiest Unlucky Man Ever Feeds the Happiest Dog Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Disastrous Typos of All the Way
1	1 Vote	Why the Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Long Weekend Laughing at Brutality
1	1 Vote	Memphis: The Original Gone Girl, With the Dragon Ball
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games With Music, Starting With Professor Layton and Yann Tiersen
1	1 Vote	Samsung Gets Its Own Employees
1	1 Vote	Drunk Googlers Are the Lesser Known but Useful Data Structures?
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Prom Date Proposer Is All in With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Skip Over the Jay Z Jigga What, Jigga Who Are Taking Names and It Worked!
1	1 Vote	New Details in the First Assassin's Creed
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Only Know Because of This Illegal Act After College. It's Really Not OK
1	1 Vote	10 Song Covers That Will Change Your Life in Earth's Stratosphere?
1	1 Vote	Video: "Net Neutrality" Explained in Under 60 Seconds. There's No Such Thing as a Legitimate Currency

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—	1 Vote	2021 Saw a 13-Fold Increase in Ray Tracing Performance
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	Scarlet Spider to Appear in a "Mechanical Womb"
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—	1 Vote	Emmerdale Spoilers: Amelia Spencer Flees the Village After Baby No. 3 Helmet Stickers

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