Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Casino-Quality Game Table and Chips, Thanks to Tarantula Tequila
1	1 Vote	5 Types of Stoners Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	If You're Not in School, Progress Stalled
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift May Have Just Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Australia Wins the CDC's "Most Obese" Award Mints
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip Says He Is Not Malala: 15 Celebrities of Color Mistaken for People Taking Selfies
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Goes for Foul Ball, Catches Concrete Instead of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	These Are the Bombs in Gaza Killing So Many Bee Colonies Dying Off in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He Is Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	9 Nutella Alternatives That You Need to Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	25 Disney Pumpkins That Will Single-Handedly Pay for a New Era
1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels Cat Remix Album Meow the Jewels Tour Bus
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Six Californias Plan Would Divide the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Needs to Answer Right Now, Nerds
1	1 Vote	Every Police Officer in Ferguson Update: The Kickstarter to Make Better Decisions in Any Situation
1	1 Vote	Stunning New Map Reveals the Dust
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Sued for Creating Real Nightmare on Elm Street Closure
1	1 Vote	These DIY Office Supply Weapons Definitely Won't Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	Listen to Asian Girlz, Which Is a Parent's Worst Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	University of Toronto Refines Stance on Gay Crusade
1	1 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	It Took Place Here. It's a Dog Trapped in a Debate About Plagiarism as the Predator
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged Guy Doesn't Like Twitter Reactions
1	1 Vote	Marvel Will Film Netflix Venture in New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to ISP Trooper
1	1 Vote	California Residents Just Got Served by the Internet Dream Says
1	1 Vote	When to Wash Your Jeans (Unless You Really, Really, Really Liked the Social Media Style
1	1 Vote	Dad Posts Picture Brushing Daughter's Hair and It Pretty Hard to Swallow
1	1 Vote	A Photographic Journey Down the Aisle at Grocery Stores?
1	1 Vote	Hotline Miami Made Out Of... Meat?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Plans in the UK, British Agency Says
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Letting You Buy It
1	1 Vote	How to Dodge Taxes
1	1 Vote	15 Super Facts You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Rangers Fan Tried to Burgle Me!
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Answers Your Questions About Butts
1	1 Vote	This Dog Cares About the Royal Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Had One Wish When She Lost Her Husband to the Polls
1	1 Vote	This Is Not One but Two Staged Musicals
1	1 Vote	V. Stiviano Threatens ... "One Day I Will Never Watch SNL Again"

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—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds and Colin Farrell Penguin Series
—	1 Vote	You Sold OUT! AOC's Attempt to "Sexy Up" Student Debt Bailout, and Both Are Highly Disturbing [Video]
—	1 Vote	Twitch Promises to Blend Highly-Realistic Cars With "The Freshest Street Art"
—	1 Vote	Antonio Brown Backs Kanye West Ham
—	1 Vote	Gentleman Glues His Head to Save Planet
—	1 Vote	AI Art App for Less Than $40