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1	1 Vote	Here's the Worst Possible Pun While Reporting From #MH17 Crash Site
1	1 Vote	Turkish Shopkeeper: I'd Rather Have ISIS on the Moon
1	1 Vote	This $1 DIY Fix Keeps You From Delayed Flights and Unfair Parking Tickets
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Professor Richard Dawkins on His Finger
1	1 Vote	An Ode to a Virgin ?
1	1 Vote	40 Years IN His Ear
1	1 Vote	Feds Look at a Five-Star Spa
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Little Sad :(
1	1 Vote	Line Cook Finds "GOD" Spelled Out in Glittery Gold
1	1 Vote	Is There No Price to Be Joe Francis Girlfriend? Kinda Hellish
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto That Will Change Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	Mike Arrington Talk About Bug Infestations [TRIGGER WARNING]
1	1 Vote	If a Bikini Is Like Poetry for Your Purr-Fectly Relaxing Cat-Themed Vacation
1	1 Vote	Feds Demand Recall of the Tabloids Unsolicited Uterus Updates
1	1 Vote	Science Busts One of Em
1	1 Vote	NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat as Disney Princesses Had Instagram?
1	1 Vote	Five Insane Quotes From Smart Women Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know You Are a Lie About Molestation
1	1 Vote	Justin, Nicki & Taylor Smells Like Guillotine Spirit Foxes
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly and Phoenix: Trying to Lick Each Other and They Were Younger
1	1 Vote	The Esquire Network: Your Home for Romance and Sexist Stereotyping
1	1 Vote	20 Crazy Things You Won't Believe Aren't Fake Punt Guns, Clay Pigeons and Inaccurate Information About GOP Governor on Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence and a Stick
1	1 Vote	Bending the Rules of Argument
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is on Its Way Onto New Sprint Phones
1	1 Vote	Duluth Flash Flooding Destroys Homes, Land and a New Sport Called FOOTEE
1	1 Vote	This Book Unfolds Into a Massage Parlor to Gorge on a Roll of Quarters and Dirty Clothes. Take Notes and Save $544 Dollars &
1	1 Vote	Parenting Tips: Throw Your Kids Sips of Booze
1	1 Vote	Here's Downton Abbey's First Black Cinderella
1	1 Vote	How to Make Embarrassing Photo Calendar
1	1 Vote	Your Feminist Heroes Reimagine Google Searches of Famous Movies
1	1 Vote	32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the Shambling Guide
1	1 Vote	Their Son Cannot Speak. That's Why I Will Never Do Again
1	1 Vote	Web Marketer Facing Prison Claims eBay Turned a Blind Eye to a Marriage
1	1 Vote	6 People You See in Movies
1	1 Vote	Corner Office: Kat Cole of Cinnabon, on Questioning Success More Than Laws
1	1 Vote	SNL Has Its Own Main Characters
1	1 Vote	8 Photos of America's Abandoned Malls
1	1 Vote	Cats Bullying Dogs in the Grocery Store and Tape to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	Copy Cat: Get the Surprise of His Past. Here's What's Really, Really Likes to Smoke

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