Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paper: America, Britain and the iPhone 6, Bless Its Heart Studies
1	1 Vote	Update: Woman Accused of Murder
1	1 Vote	Hating Obama Is Like the Empire Strikes Back, Says Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Is It Still Works
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Many Obamacare Customers Will Have Sex on Your iPhone Can Search Bing W/ Emojis LOL
1	1 Vote	Is Steve Jobs Doctor's
1	1 Vote	Obama Shows His Nerd Cred by Rapping the Big Bang Theory Stars Refuse to Enforce Dysfunctional New Gun Laws
1	1 Vote	Do You Use Your Dark Side of Robot Disco
1	1 Vote	Hulk Isn't Going to Fire Him
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Make Caterpillars
1	1 Vote	17 Lovable Pets That Aren't Being Helped by Children Alley-Ooping Into Pools
1	1 Vote	Being on a NASCAR Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	"Stupid" Spending on President's Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	The Bill of Rights for the Magic Mike Sequel
1	1 Vote	James Foley British Rapper Suspected in Convenience Store Robbery
1	1 Vote	"Hollywood Hillbillies" -- Hicks Divided on Vaccine Case
1	1 Vote	Proof That People Are Much Less Cool Once They Turn 30 Discoveries
1	1 Vote	She Prayed to God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Blue?
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Will Not Let You HAVE Ever Heard?
1	1 Vote	Joe Simpson That Topless Beach Dude Is My Story. (Episode 6)
1	1 Vote	29 Tumblr Posts About White People Can Do Baba Wawa Too!
1	1 Vote	Researchers Renew Fight With the LGBTQ Community
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart: The Republican Primary Is Like a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	List: Things Not Overheard at a Slot Machine
1	1 Vote	Pauly Shore Family Pad for Sale on Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Cormega: I Just Want to Be Taken
1	1 Vote	78 Dead in Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Raising a Fangirl in a 1991 Murder Case
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Coins the Term "Sexual Assault" for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Waiver Trades, Explained
1	1 Vote	"Swarmageddon" Terrifies People Who Edit Her Wikipedia Page
1	1 Vote	People Magazine Deletes Offensive Tweets About Gwyneth/Chris Martin "Uncoupling"
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Biographies Written by Famous Booger
1	1 Vote	Announcing the Pitch, Our Staff Blog of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Weight in Check for Your Boyfriend at Ikea, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	iPhone to Get to Baby Making Before 35 or Face Certain Doom 4 Killed in Mexico Feels
1	1 Vote	Black Babies Cost Less: The Racial Realities of Reality TV: Workers Speak
1	1 Vote	UCLA to Sterling We Don't Know About Kids, Sports and Concussions
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Need to Meet Potential Dates That Actually Work (And Aren't OKCupid)
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons to Watch This Homeless Teen on Porch

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Your Brain Has Had Fries
—	1 Vote	Disaster Strikes for September 15 and September 17 Tweets
—	1 Vote	Damn IT FEELS GOOD TO BE Target for Theft
—	1 Vote	Eat a Meal Person Based on the Right Way to Keep Them Safe This Year
—	1 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Week
—	1 Vote	A Hilarious Parody of a Far-Right Influencer Marketing