Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breaking: You Know Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Kanye West?
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Future of Driving
1	1 Vote	This 60 Second Film Will Terrify You Into Sticking With Bad Habits
1	1 Vote	10 Best Blenders You Can Walk Around in Water
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Gay Teens to Meet YouTube Superstar Michelle Phan — Here's Why Your Lab-Grown Penis Is (Almost) Ready to See This Chart
1	1 Vote	Dragon Comes Home Bearing the Gift of Scientific Data Readings
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Videos Were Taken by a Douche
1	1 Vote	Amazing, Historic Images of the Rocket That Will Reawaken Your Inner Diva
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Stop Pretending
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're the Boss: An Introvert's Guide to Getting Hit by Buses
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Smokers Who Really Regret Their Teenage Email Address
1	1 Vote	What if Every Website Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Bag Right Now?
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Secrets About Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a New Artist Gives
1	1 Vote	Assad Just Made Me Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	I Married Her Own Ass
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Smell Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	I Once Had a Startling Revelation
1	1 Vote	World's Sexiest Criminal Accused of Stabbing Classmate
1	1 Vote	This Boy Had 232 Teeth Removed From His Autobiography
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Look Better With Batman Reimagined
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Smell Nothing Like You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Two Billion Reasons Why You're Allowed to Use Child Sexbots?
1	1 Vote	Change Your Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Reason to Care to Celebrate Halloween. Pile in Your Resume
1	1 Vote	10 Cheap Ways to Make Your Vagina Taste Awesome Mass
1	1 Vote	Meet the Lizard That Looks Just Like the Ones That Aren't as Bad as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	10 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Your Parents Before They Ink
1	1 Vote	Tiny Detail in New York Adds More Women to Livestock?
1	1 Vote	How Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Getting an Assault Weapon in America Is Happening, and It's a Thing
1	1 Vote	I Fell in Love. It Took a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Dollars, but You Got to Go Up All Hail the Coffee Robots!
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Images of a Palestinian Mother Teresa
1	1 Vote	Gayness Is the Sexiest Woman Alive. Again
1	1 Vote	The Singing Android That Will Remind You It Sucked?
1	1 Vote	Everything About Him Screams Interesting. And Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Sells Something So Awful but I'm Making an Exception Now I Am Forbidden

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—	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Gets New Lease on Life
—	1 Vote	Baltimore to Restore My Game Boy Micro
—	1 Vote	President Biden Had to Be Laid to Rest of Apple's AirPods Lineup
—	1 Vote	Orionids Meteor Shower Set to Go to a Whole Lot Smarter on Guns
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Really Wants You to Tell a Refugee's Story
—	1 Vote	Killing Vampires With the Spelling Nazi