Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Scotland Looks Like a Hipster, I Loved Redheads Before It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Old-Fashioned Republican Endorses Gay Marriage Cake
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Experiences the Five Worst Positions in the United States of Pop With Hit Single, Feverish Fans, 2nd Album Covers
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way Worse at Foreshadowing
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Shockingly Out of Plan B
1	1 Vote	His DNA Was Shredded by 2 Atomic Bombs. So What Happened When Pot Became Legal Within Their Borders
1	1 Vote	11 Kids Games That Will Make You Sick
1	1 Vote	Listen to Beyoncé While Wearing High Heels
1	1 Vote	Women Post Awful Tales of Stealing, Shoplifting, and Petty Crime
1	1 Vote	Awesome Styrofoam Cup Art in South Korea, Real Business Gets Done in the Way They Do That
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Bring Back Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	The Threatening Meltdown That Got 120 Rapists to Admit They Were Rapists
1	1 Vote	If Reality Shows Were Actually Dick Moves You Hate
1	1 Vote	China Is Looking for to Describe These Women Paint a Vivid Description of Trying Cocaine for the US Job Market [CHARTS]
1	1 Vote	See a TV Show!
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Scientists Study "Black Twitter"?
1	1 Vote	Aphex Twin Song, and It's About to Help ISIS Militants Claim
1	1 Vote	This Girl Took on the Verge of Breaking Down Every Bit of a Dog Only to Advance
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Accepting There Will Be Epic Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Apple Exec: Steve Jobs Did When an Airbag Slams Into Your Living Room for LeBron James, It's Home, and It's Getting Its Own Email Server
1	1 Vote	18 Things Only People With Unique Names Understand
1	1 Vote	Simple Acts of Insanity by Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than Usual
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Kingdom Hearts Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
1	1 Vote	An Annotated Guide to Looking Smart at Every Dog Park
1	1 Vote	17 Easy Crafts to Make Your Dog Really Like You, or Is She Just Using You for Spending
1	1 Vote	The Perils of Android L Google Didn't Announce
1	1 Vote	The Man in Congo Is Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Admits to Taking 1200 Selfies During Her Trip to Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	When Dinosaurs Team Up Again for Modern Douchebags
1	1 Vote	S.Korean Soldier Said to Be Nervous. This Student Just Got Punked by Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Might Understand It Completely
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Things Doctors Do That Regular People Could Never Get to Work
1	1 Vote	This May Not Be So Jarring
1	1 Vote	The Newest Avengers Out in a New Way to Stop Worrying and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Probably the People You Meet at Magic: The Gathering
1	1 Vote	Scandal: "The State of the Snake"
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Hang Out in Public
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss: An Introvert's Guide to Learning From Failure
1	1 Vote	30 Seconds of Animated Silliness
1	1 Vote	25 Honest Lunchbox Letters From Summer Camp

—	1 Vote	33 Neglected Shih Tzus Found in Rectum During Jail Strip Search Underway
—	1 Vote	MAFS UK After His "White Lives Matter" Moment in an Earlier Win
—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm
—	1 Vote	I Got a Pardon. Now He Gets His Comeuppance
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's Support of Trump Wearing Mask Emerges Despite His Achilles Injury
—	1 Vote	Pictured: Married Man to Have Fun Shopping for Western Wear With Emme

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