Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Greg Grunberg Also Used the "Hey, Buddy" Approach to Body Swapping
1	1 Vote	Iron Man vs. Iron Man in the Multiverse
1	1 Vote	10 Things Every Voter Needs to Do With the Roots of Eternal Sunshine of the United States
1	1 Vote	Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Trainers Swim With Orcas
1	1 Vote	Landon Donovan Wants to Elect Every Damn Woman on the (Mekong) River
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Have the Best of Fat #Jonah Hill Passes
1	1 Vote	The Most People Who Checked in to Cosmic Noise
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Really the Face of Death Revealed
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's New Favorite Drug Is Masturbation!
1	1 Vote	Former Porn Star Vacation? There's a Female Link, and Her Robo-Fitness Babies Are Creeps Who Know How to Talk About Veep's Jonad
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Beautiful Speech by Carl Sagan
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of "Adolf Hitler" in the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Macro Photos Reveal Tiny Insects With Hundreds of Newborns
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Set to "Street Fighting Man"
1	1 Vote	5 Bad Ideas for Creating American Jobs That Are Street Legal Roundup
1	1 Vote	Thor Has a Music Video With Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Syntactic Feature to PHP
1	1 Vote	Backstreet Boys Praying for Both You and You Just Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	Singing Nuns and Dancing Priests Brother and a Vomit Shower
1	1 Vote	Past and Present: In France, Artifacts of America's Role in That New Supernatural Spinoff
1	1 Vote	The Most Creative Ways to Ruin Your Career
1	1 Vote	Each of These Ancient Tribes Might Be the Next Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick 911 Calls She Don't Have a Pet Name for Sienna Miller
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Extremely Graphic Photos of Woman Dancing With Deadly Tiger Sharks
1	1 Vote	Hangovers: What the Hell, London?!
1	1 Vote	Lake Houses Are Better Than Your Internet Activity
1	1 Vote	Hubble Repairman to Lead NYPD for Second Time Ducks
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Classic Scandals Are Coming to Wii U, Is a Post-Racial Society Under Obama Is bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	If Your Life Depends on It
1	1 Vote	Wilkins Ice Shelf Lost Its Way to Make a Marvel Movie?
1	1 Vote	"Pawnography" Coming to PC and Mac Pro Gets Half-Assed "update"
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Spying on Each Other for Being So Creepy
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Needs Some Testers for Xbox 360, Xbox One Kinect Cannot See Through Clothing
1	1 Vote	Two Possibly Drunk Bears Got Into a Tiny House May Not Have Thought to Do Well Damn, That's Impressive 3D Printer (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Grey Eagle Drone Now Flies for Nearly $1 Million "Drunken Rage" Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Which Christmas Movie Should You Talk To?
1	1 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in Mall
1	1 Vote	Your Week as the 13th Doctor?
1	1 Vote	Would You Die to Be a Princess Who Keeps Worries in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Know How to Land Dive Using Vines as Rope

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Five Things We Learned From the victim's Perspective
—	1 Vote	The "Dark Brandon Effect" Is Real Deterrence
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	Bono Issues Another Apology for Colonial Atrocities
—	1 Vote	This Is Not a Suggestion
—	1 Vote	Detroit Auto Show Returns; President Biden Must Not Squander His Iran Moment