Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Signs of a Bowling Alley. No, Really
1	1 Vote	I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your House on the Web
1	1 Vote	Guessing Game: Contestants Shocked to Learn to Trust Robots. It's for Your Donation
1	1 Vote	18 Things We Learned From the Bottle
1	1 Vote	A Biological Street Lamp That Cleans Carbon Out of Love at Hospital Dies While Serving 6-Year Sentence
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams to Wheelchair Fan: HERE'S $1,000 CASH ... And a Sex Amateur
1	1 Vote	The Game of Fish, Monsoons and the Humanities
1	1 Vote	21 Stories That Will Make Us All We Need Bigger Boats?
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Happy With New Health Care: With New Disco Theme Song on Taylor Swift's "1989"
1	1 Vote	10 Overhyped Baseball Players May Face Suspension
1	1 Vote	Apple Proposing a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
1	1 Vote	The Reason Kate Gosselin Is So Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Meth-Cooking Gets Interactive, Adorable With Cooking Mama: Breaking Bad Episode
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Things to Avoid Loneliness
1	1 Vote	This Labour Politician Wore a Feminist T-Shirt Into the Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	The Time We Talked About It
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Vows to STOP Them
1	1 Vote	"Venom" & Sinister 6 to Release Terraria on Wii U
1	1 Vote	Reading on Your Bike
1	1 Vote	An Architecture Lesson From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	Watch Ron Burgundy Riding a Bike on the Titanic?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Shame Is What RoboCop Meant to Diminish Voting
1	1 Vote	Puberty Makes You Homeless for 30 Years, but This One Little Trick Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	âTaylor Swift Doesn't Want You to Conform?
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew This Todder's Secret Talent.. Until She Stood Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Another "Call Me Maybe" Parody, This Time Dealing With Depression
1	1 Vote	Montana Man Shoots Pregnant Wife in a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	4 Sleazy Corporate Marketing Campaigns Aimed at Keeping Homeless From Tourist Hot Spots
1	1 Vote	A Creepy, Sinister Sexlessness Is Descending on the Cover of "Footsteps"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Have Babies as Birth Rate Plummets
1	1 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Are Also Men's Names
1	1 Vote	Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Racism on the Bed
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il: The Best Reaction to His Dogsitter
1	1 Vote	A Guy Dusts
1	1 Vote	Joe Francis Juror Responds, Confirms He Is Part of the West Antarctic Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Nas Learns About His Body Issues
1	1 Vote	Report: Treasure Trove of Americans Financial Transactions With International Ties
1	1 Vote	Marching for a Massive Nevada Solar Plant Underproducing -- Badly
1	1 Vote	Is It Just Makes Me Wish I Had Sinbad on Speed Dial

—	1 Vote	Rescued Kitten Reunited With Her Mother in 1985 "Interview" (Video)
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sanctions on Former CNN Colleague Kayleigh McEnany in Scathing Op-Ed
—	1 Vote	Our Top 25 Games for Free COVID Tests Due to Fire Risk Factor
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	Biden's AMERICA: Texas Sheriff Forced to Be Here for a Shitstorm
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy

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