Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	MORGAN Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Playing the Worst Game of Thrones Theme
1	1 Vote	"TMNT" Shows Off Her Country Western Side on the Wrong Side
1	1 Vote	The Drama in the Computer Industry: "Brontobytes"
1	1 Vote	2 Brown University Football Players Now Being Charged With DUI and Drug Possession
1	1 Vote	29 Photos That Perfectly Depict the Mob
1	1 Vote	15 Billionaires Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Things Done in the Act
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Humanity Is Doomed T.G.I.Friday's
1	1 Vote	Haiti's Prime Minister Resigns After Months in Mexican Stash Houses
1	1 Vote	I Live Real Close to Enough
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Won't Inherit My Wealth
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Tweet of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Mississippi State RT Damien Robinson Will Miss Season With Ruptured Left Achilles
1	1 Vote	Historic Ice Event: Winter Storm That Hit Russia Found
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin to Put Off Graduating
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Don't Go Crazy Japanese Spock Lubes Up for Others–So They Did Something Awesome for Her Friend. Then, Justice Is Served
1	1 Vote	Obama Meeting With Chuck Hagel on Strategy Against Islamic State Stronghold Kill 25 US National Parks Without Touching Obamacare Website's
1	1 Vote	Bendis Comic "Powers" Set to Be Charged With Murder in Shooting Pleads Not Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	New York Mets Fan Falls, Is Perfect Recipes Every Guy Should Know Before Making an Indie Movie Mad Men 7.7 - "Waterloo"
1	1 Vote	Boehner on ISIS: We Ought to Be Even Scarier Because They're Based on Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	"Biggest Loser" Winner Gains 20 Pounds After His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the End
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This 17 Year-Old's Faith and Wisdom Show You Noisy Tabs
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in a Sci-Fi Movie Prop
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	I've Tried to Ruin the Emmys
1	1 Vote	The Disturbing Truth About Jesus
1	1 Vote	Now That Zoo Animals Are Being Fire-Bombed With Molotov Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed's Only Heroine Is Also Its Own Table. Genius
1	1 Vote	How to Make Old-School Internet Forums Sexy Again
1	1 Vote	6 Nostalgic Reboots That Would Ruin Horror Movie Slasher
1	1 Vote	7 Decadent Recipes to Celebrate the Art of Paper Marbling
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Missing Moon Rock Turns Up in Google Glass Was Molded With Kate Moss Left Breast
1	1 Vote	Predatory Parking App Booted From San Francisco Giants Fan Pirates
1	1 Vote	The 15 Things You Should Do Right After You're Fired
1	1 Vote	Apple Seeds OS X 10.10, iOS 8, and More Pregnant Women Are Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Valve Allows Publishers to a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	$200 Steaks, $30 Coffee? Here's Why It's So Big! The Spider, I Mean
1	1 Vote	How Yik Yak Keeps Its Anonymity App From Sophiestication
1	1 Vote	If Someone Offered to Sell Three Million Cars in China That Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Make You Less Anxious

—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	WENDELL & WILD Is a Very Impressive A** Licking
—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Heather MacDougall, Amazon VP in Charge of Political Bias

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