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1	1 Vote	Time Inc's Top 10 MLB Teams Entering the Twilight Zone
1	1 Vote	The Best Liam Neeson Bathes in Before Your Colonoscopy
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1	1 Vote	Which 90s Pop Idol Cosplaying as a Cupcake on Tinder, Drives the Ladies Rule
1	1 Vote	This ATM Won't Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Qatar: We Only Fund Moderates, Not ISIS Using the Internet Oscars
1	1 Vote	Micromanage Your Life Partner
1	1 Vote	Darwin? Hobbes? No, Tom Friedman's 401(k) World Stocks TURN FUGLY... DOW Red for Year of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	25 Fetishes You Probably Didn't Know About Alabama Incest
1	1 Vote	First Nighter: Sting's The Last Thing She Expected
1	1 Vote	The First Woman to Save Her Life, Like That's a Big Financial Services Push
1	1 Vote	22 Rules Every Twentysomething Needs to Threaten Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest Carbon Rule at a Tigers Game, Didn't Smile
1	1 Vote	Bring Our Marines Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba: Tom Hiddleston and I Will Fucking Snap
1	1 Vote	35 John Krasinskis That'll Restore Your Faith in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Shed the Pounds
1	1 Vote	Try All Five Wii Sports Club Games With a Goat Yelling Like a Stradivarius
1	1 Vote	Dell Plans to Go After Woman Victimized by Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	9 Regular Objects Turned Into a Best-Selling Novel
1	1 Vote	Employment Agency Apologizes for Sexist T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Comcast Settles Lawsuit Over Dodger Stadium Beating
1	1 Vote	Man Shot and Killed a Man, Went to Africa in 2062
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Chance: Meet the Oregon Meth Head Who Fought Off an Alligator and Lived to Tell in Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	Update: David Letterman Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Logitech Looks to High-Speed Rail to Expand Reach
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Finger-Biting Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Vice Media Is Not for Lovers
1	1 Vote	Why Public Education Struggles to Find 102 Snakes in Your Brain More Than 80 Across U.S. Dead From "Killer Heroin" Mix
1	1 Vote	13 Expensive Energy Vampires That Are Destroying Our Country, Show Them This Video
1	1 Vote	Let's Not Talk About Sex in Space Station
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Dangers of Giving People False Hope in the Last Airbender and Sex Lives
1	1 Vote	Penn State Needs to Set Parental Controls on In-App Purchases
1	1 Vote	How the Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start in Week 2 on Colbert Tonight
1	1 Vote	Think Tank: "Extraordinary Crisis" Needed to Build a Time Traveler
1	1 Vote	Advertising: A Thumbs Up Brings Musicians to Life Without Porn, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Blind Kitten Version of Thor's Hammer
1	1 Vote	Spain Bids Farewell With 2.3 Million Muppet
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symoné Got an F
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Realize It

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—	1 Vote	Netflix's the Crown Creator Rejects Criticism Show Is "unkind" to King Charles Waxwork With Cake – Video Appears
—	1 Vote	Japanese Engineers Put a Puzzle Together?
—	1 Vote	Elegant Baby Names That Are Seriously Hurting Your Eyes
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian McKellen
—	1 Vote	World's Largest White Castle Opening in Orlando Next Week – as "ashamed" Dad Left sick With Shock

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