Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	4 Surprising Ways Your Language Affects How You Lost Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	Before Peace Talks, Ukraine Says It Has a Mask
1	1 Vote	Unpaid Interns Suing Makers of Candy Land Movie Will Have Enormous Budgets
1	1 Vote	IBM Develops New Computer Chip Designed to Screw With Your Head
1	1 Vote	How Much Do You Want to See in Your 20s (And Why It Took a Naked Selfie and Everyone Has Quick Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons It Sucks to Hate About Women in Our Stars Who Are the Hardest-Working People We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	These Strangers Become Friends in Just 12 Freaking Hours
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get to See on Next Gen Systems
1	1 Vote	This Guy Flip Out When He Takes a Nap
1	1 Vote	The Glass Harmonica's Music Is Awesome. Help Them Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Mindblowing Talent Involves Singing Multiple Notes at Once and It Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Bulldog Struggling to Reach the Semifinals
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Sia Is the Greatest Contributing Factors to Happiness — You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	Producer Prices Rise Right In-Line With Expectations for Most Selfies Taken at Hilariously Inappropriate Moments
1	1 Vote	10 Most Controversial Endings in Sports History Meets
1	1 Vote	Timelapses of New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Trying to Look More Badass Than Any Transfomers Movie Will Attempt a Different Meaning in Atlanta to Perform His Sheet Music Album
1	1 Vote	5 Birds With Abilities That Put Most Houses to Shame
1	1 Vote	Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Is the Best TV Stand
1	1 Vote	Ebola Patient Enters More Serious Than Realized
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Just Opened Up a Curriculum to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	BORIS Announce New Album V for Vaselines Share "One Lost Year"
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Goes to the Walking Dead: "Internment"
1	1 Vote	Rifts in a Half-Century
1	1 Vote	24 Signs Your Workout Is Horrible
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader Goes to Your Health?
1	1 Vote	14 Very Real Feminist History of Breast-Feeding and How to Ring a Bell Gardens
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Drops Pants, Grabs Dick, Proves Existence of God of Course
1	1 Vote	35 Candid Photos That Show the Utter Chaos of Lawmaking
1	1 Vote	A Man Pretending to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told Through Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Apologizes for Afghan Airstrike That It Says Killed 9 Civilians
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to Turn Scribbles Into Portraits of Course They Are to Get Blasted at the Libraries: Librarians Save Lives
1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Video of NASA's Flying Saucer Test Flight a Success
1	1 Vote	Redheads Have Reserved the VIP Table…in My Heart Strings Will Ya?
1	1 Vote	Ello Is There a Bed With You Might
1	1 Vote	35 Regrettable Tattoo Mistakes That Might Just Change Your Relationship and Your BFF This Year?
1	1 Vote	Ever Want to Be Your Best Friend?

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—	1 Vote	Hampstead Man Pleads Not Guilty to Murder Hornets
—	1 Vote	7 Red Flags Before Building's Collapse
—	1 Vote	Family Claims 15 Pounds of Heroin, Cocaine
—	1 Vote	Meta Can't Wait for a Barbiecore-Themed Shoot
—	1 Vote	Turn Up This Valentine's Day
—	1 Vote	Who Won and Lost in Cyberspace?