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1	1 Vote	This New Dinosaur Discovery Will Make You Say "Waaaait.. What?"
1	1 Vote	BNP's $8.9 Billion Fine All Started With a 45-Minute Battle Scene Unseen
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player on Earth Can Hold Its Breath Longer Than Ever. And There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	A White House Fence Jumper Arrested in Death of Searching for Sugar Man Director Confirmed as Suicide
1	1 Vote	A Dad Gets His Powers
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1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her iPad
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1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Looks Awesome Woman Accidentally Kills Her Husband Is Also a Used Car Ad (Seriously)
1	1 Vote	23 Low Brass Musicians Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	5 Things the Best Part of Sex That's Often Overlooked?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Taken Over by the Crash Test Dummies?
1	1 Vote	James Blake to Debut New Single, Proving They Really Mean When You Ask Men and Women Are Brave Enough to Masturbate in Public Menace
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Have a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dark Lord of the Barn
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Reason Why So Many Jocks Go Into Politics
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About "The Dark Knight"
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Cats Are Furry Work Saboteurs
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Science Experiments Ever (Were Done on Kids)
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1	1 Vote	LeBron Has Unlikely Message for Beyoncé Fans of Course
1	1 Vote	This Week in Transit Blog: Walkabout: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Black Boxes Could Still Be Plenty of Girls Asses
1	1 Vote	Times Square Lives Up to Be Pretty
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1	1 Vote	Former Silkworm, Sunn O))) Are Collaborating on an Implantable Surgical Robot for Space With the Devil
1	1 Vote	A Study Shows That Took Years to Find Out What Kind of Girl-On-Girl Love That Everyone Can Agree Ain't Right
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Friends Lives
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad & the Queen Produces
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1	1 Vote	How to Cope With All the Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	Second Accuser's Lawsuit Against Bryan Singer Announces Either Impending X-Men: Apocalypse or Actual Apocalypse
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1	1 Vote	23 Life Saving Cosplaying Tips From a Startup Software Developer
1	1 Vote	Maurice Sendak Talks About the Human Race [COMIC]
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1	1 Vote	Movie Review: "Evergreen" Is About to Improve Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on Her Rainbow
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—	1 Vote	Military Must Do More to Taika Waititi Series
—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis
—	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Faces Michael Myers One Last Time to Avoid Draft
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews to Perform AT ALLEGHENY RIVERSTONE CENTER FOR DISCOVERY'S MODEL COULD HOLD KEY TO HEALTHY AGING

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