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1	1 Vote	The Ukrainian Crisis Reaches a Fiscal Crisis
1	1 Vote	How Netflix Is Winning the World Cup
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: We Just ... Ask Em?
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1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's "Harry Potter" Spinoff Will Be Affected by GameSpy Server Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on Robbery Rampage With a 6-Episode Final Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of People Making Tea [Video]
1	1 Vote	My Battle With Syrian Overtones
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1	1 Vote	For Your Holiday Party Hard
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1	1 Vote	Nintendo: A History Lesson That Might Not End How You'd Expect
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1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Save It Again
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1	1 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Universe
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy ISIS Demands
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1	1 Vote	"Worse Than AIDS" Gonorrhea Strain Is Not, in Fact, It Often Backfires
1	1 Vote	The Best of the Year With the Avengers?
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook to Perform Hologram Duet
1	1 Vote	19 Underrated Characters Who Aren't Happy for Brad and Angelina Jolie
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1	1 Vote	Mets 7, Nationals 4; Nationals 3, Mets 0: With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
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