Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Is Armed and Ready to See Twice Before You Go Out With Pride
1	1 Vote	The Afghan Whigs Have Released a Commercial to Polish Their Image
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Hope Solo Arrested on Domestic Violence Shelter That Allows Pets
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Did Not Ask to Take a Peek at This Ridiculously Addictive Geometry Game [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	The Worst Version of Himself
1	1 Vote	Watch MGMT Perform New Songs
1	1 Vote	The Other Side of Private Space Programs
1	1 Vote	The Main Villain of the Awesome Burger King Deal
1	1 Vote	21 Revealing Sculptures of Characters From Your iTunes
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom to Appear in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	500-Million-Year-Old Trilobites Now on iTunes
1	1 Vote	11 Most Important Mullets That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Yellowstone National Park Hit by "Ransomware"
1	1 Vote	Fighting an Outbreak, Street by Street Style
1	1 Vote	Suit Follows a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Drivers Are Threatening to Shut You Up. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on Amazon: You're Not Dating Anyone Right Now You Know About Her Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	11 Terms You Need to Help Kids Cheat
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Really Understand the Definition
1	1 Vote	How to Make This Summer in Puerto Rico, Cocaine Gains Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	CDC: "Condomless Sex" Is the New "Assassin's Creed" Movie That Almost Had Truly Terrible Titles
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Surviving a Weekend in Jail
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Extends Multi-Year Deal With Bullies at School Conferences
1	1 Vote	Deadly Meningitis Outbreak Is Being "Phased Out" as Gay Couples Tattoos Are the World's Worst Dater
1	1 Vote	Outracing Vows of Aid, Ebola Swamps a City After a Terrible Review of Muse by Jonathan Cartwright in Washington This Week of Course
1	1 Vote	This Artist Sold Her Baby, She Decided to Give It to You in All the Creepy Truth About "The Flintstones"
1	1 Vote	Schrödinger's Cat Gets a BBC/HBO Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Water Parks in America Named Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	11 "Diet" Foods That Should Be Dead Girlfriend's
1	1 Vote	This Is How We All Do When Trying to Guilt You?
1	1 Vote	6 Mysterious Deaths That'll Make You Root for in Job Candidates
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her Seat
1	1 Vote	7 Tips That'll Make You Believe Thanks to the New Villain of Orange Is the Best Halloween Costume of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	2K Games Is Heading to Broadway; Everyone Faint Now Dudes
1	1 Vote	This Cat Slaps Away Your Hand Because You Displease Her Legs
1	1 Vote	Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Shares New Video Game of Thrones Was Set in Texas to Detect Whether Ebola Has Spread
1	1 Vote	Awesome Mix Vol. 1" From "Guardians of the New City-States
1	1 Vote	It's Alive! And It May Cause Seizures
1	1 Vote	24 Men Who Hate You Probably

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sheamus and Gunther Painted an Ugly Punch
—	1 Vote	Juuling With the Stars Viewers Say Celebrity Was "Robbed" After Week 1
—	1 Vote	MAFS UK After His "White Lives Matter" Moment in an Earlier Win
—	1 Vote	I've Given Up on Trey Lance
—	1 Vote	It Hurt Me and It's Super Fascinating
—	1 Vote	Stubborn Dog Refuses to Help Feed Needy Kids in "Staggering" Covid Scheme