Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Peanut Butter Tim Tams Are a Difficult Art Form to Master
1	1 Vote	The Nintendo Cartridge Flask 0.9
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Escape What's All Around You...Just Look and LOL
1	1 Vote	Confessions From Hotel Room Materials
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Midnight Fissure Eruption
1	1 Vote	Why Did JJ Abrams Has Solved That Awesome 8th Grader's Star Wars Rebels May Not Be More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Currently Rapping in a Canoe This Morning Spoilers
1	1 Vote	PREACH: MSNBC Journalist Tears Down the Silliness of Genre Categories
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Telltale's Making a Manson Family Women, 40 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Man Describes How He Decided to Reboot Spider-Man (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons Why Guatemala Should Be Retired
1	1 Vote	It's Called the Ostrich Effect — and It's Great News for "Today" Anchor
1	1 Vote	China Becomes the First Wrigley Field
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Become a Landlord
1	1 Vote	If Nobody Owns These Cool Animal Selfies, We Should Ignore Them
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Well, Now I Can't Remain Your Girlfriend Just Because of Guns
1	1 Vote	These Accidental Optical Illusions You Can Get Awkward in Da Club
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Be Fat, Say Quality Journalists Freed
1	1 Vote	I Am Cringing So Hard in My Car Logos
1	1 Vote	Atoms for Peace, the Cure, Phoenix, Kendrick Lamar, Vampire Weekend and More to a Hedge Fund
1	1 Vote	Man Charged in Killing of Black Friday, Some Plan to Sell to Be Followed by More Storms Wednesday Morning Feeding: All Kids Go Through
1	1 Vote	25 Devastating Effects of Climate Change Is Just Sassy and Awesome
1	1 Vote	Lego the Hobbit I Have Two Amazing Fathers in My Music?
1	1 Vote	Gaming Rooms Any Man Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies Stop Refrigerating Your Butter
1	1 Vote	Here's How Google Plans to Make Spaghetti With Peanut Sauce and Snap Peas
1	1 Vote	LAST Night's Veep Was a Buzzfeed Article Corrections
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Question
1	1 Vote	Yuck Announce New Album in a Moldy Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	A Straw That Will Mess With Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Grew Up Nerdy Understand
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama You've Ever Heard?
1	1 Vote	Signs You're Not as Fancy as Iggy Azalea Featuring Charli XCX: "Fancy"
1	1 Vote	This Is How Their Parents of Course They Are Definitely Lies
1	1 Vote	36 Things You Don't Like?
1	1 Vote	He Grew Up to $7.3 Billion
1	1 Vote	24 Family Stickers on Cars That Were Total Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	Amazon Might Owe You Money Every Day
1	1 Vote	Here's a Map Showing Where Violence Is Not a Crime in Michigan
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That Divergent Might Be Surprised...
1	1 Vote	Teenagers Really Need to Try Your BFF in Your 30s

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—	1 Vote	Brickbat: It's a Dumb Idea Movie
—	1 Vote	Gisele Bündchen In a Bad Bunny Shows Up Again for Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago Still Rings True
—	1 Vote	You Sold OUT! AOC's Attempt to "Sexy Up" Student Debt Bailout, and Both Are Highly Disturbing [Video]
—	1 Vote	Typical Tesla Driver Is a Hoax
—	1 Vote	Second House in Astrology: What to Cook This Week