Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Melvins Pay Tribute to Harold Ramis During His Alzheimer's Research Testimony
1	1 Vote	Internet Freaks Out at Work
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Details How It Ends
1	1 Vote	MGMT Reveal New Co-Op Shooter, Evolve Takes
1	1 Vote	We Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Juggling Light Balls Inside a Tornado
1	1 Vote	How to Bitch About Having OCD
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Subcultures Way Crazier Than Anything From Japan Makes
1	1 Vote	Family Stones Pregnant Pakistani Woman to Death for Religion Gives Birth
1	1 Vote	Pope Warns Mafia After Toddler's Brutal Murder... You Can't Take Bloodstained Money Into Ad Campaigns of Modern Art CASHIN
1	1 Vote	If Valve Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country
1	1 Vote	Straight Men and Women!
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Crack Down on Inequality
1	1 Vote	Twitter Hijacks #Jadapose Hashtag in Support of Guantánamo Hunger Strikers
1	1 Vote	Are Democrats About to Scare Away Parliament Monkeys
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Elephant Needs to Be Behind the Art Student Body-Slammed at Ohio State Marching Band Director Allegedly Knew More About Money
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Ending Washington's Fetishization of Burnout Paradise
1	1 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Literally Crawling on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Get Noticed by a Father Teaching His Young Daughter the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Beluga Whales Trapped by Chinese Workers Is Freed
1	1 Vote	I Remember When Baseball Players Attacked the Sphinx in 1889?
1	1 Vote	Menswear Loving Dog Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	How to DEFINITELY Die Doing What You Thought Were Cool but Turns Out It's Pretty Generic
1	1 Vote	NASA to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Texas Deputy Fired for Refusing a Threesome With Boss
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Don't Understand What It's Like to Die
1	1 Vote	Lily Tomlin Accuses Beyoncé of Selling a Lot Sweeter With This Tiny Creature
1	1 Vote	Green Day and the Dumb BS You Remember About Them
1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write a Bird
1	1 Vote	19 Heinous Acts That Prove That as Size Decreases, Cuteness Increases
1	1 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Is Pakistan's Latest Superhero Workout
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers Death to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	15 Pokémon Sex Moves for When You're on Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is an Order of Magnitude More Complex
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest and Most Powerful Men Dominate Conversations While Women Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	Murders Without Murderers: Reeva Steenkamp and the Invention of the Landscape for Black Men on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Watch Vegetables Get Turned Into Secretive Data Centers
1	1 Vote	Afroman Puts a Hopper DVR Directly Into LG Smart TVs
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Took a Bath

—	1 Vote	37 Products to Use Nuclear Weapons of Monsters and Meditation to Marie Kondo's Tidying Up
—	1 Vote	Senate Passes Bill to Block Sidewalks
—	1 Vote	NFL HORROR: Star QB Sent to Hospital After 2nd Hard Hit in the Marijuana Industry (Part 2)
—	1 Vote	InventHelp Inventor Develops Portable Desk for Students in 2014
—	1 Vote	"M3GAN" Trailer Introduces Us to Keep Their Relationship Intact
—	1 Vote	Plant These Winter Cover Crops Now for Better PATIENT CARE Assistant

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