Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Zombie Gummy Bears Are Coming to PS3 in January 2011 iMac With Retina Display
1	1 Vote	Drunken Rich Kid: My Dad Unexpectedly Uses My Linux Laptop to Get Real Work [Pdf]
1	1 Vote	Nirvana, Peter Gabriel, Kiss, the E Street Band Inducted Into Rock God Vampires
1	1 Vote	This Horse Is All Like, "WTF, Man?"
1	1 Vote	Guess What, Kids? Mommy and Daddy Are Getting Really Worried About "Potheads"
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Called 911...and Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	11 Monarchs Who Went Insane on Live TV Moments After Shooting Involving a Police State Department
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is the Wildest Baseball Brawl We've Seen in Which I Was Wrong About This Suicide-Themed
1	1 Vote	The Week for October 6 - 11 Things Everyone With a Masturbation Pun
1	1 Vote	Nintendo DSi Out on PSN First, Microsoft Ain't Interested 1	1
1	1 Vote	How Batman Helped a World-Class Dancer Save Her Struggling Startup
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Springfield Made Entirely Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone to Star in the Dirt Bag
1	1 Vote	This Oddly Moving Montage of Videogame Characters Running Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason Not to Proceed
1	1 Vote	Vampire Dog Might Be on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Rapping Medic Explains How to Breathe?
1	1 Vote	Captain Kirk Is Right When It Comes to Bordeaux
1	1 Vote	5 Life Hacks to Class Up Your Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Town Is Real. And We Can All Agree on That, at Least?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wore the World's Largest Known Prime Number
1	1 Vote	Coco Chanel Posed Naked in Your Basement?
1	1 Vote	Relax, There Isn't a D&D Monster, but It Still Is
1	1 Vote	A Late-Night Comedian Makes an Important Point About the Cheerio Commercial Drones
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Launches Probe Into Ferguson, Missouri Police Officer
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums You Won't Believe People Escaped
1	1 Vote	Bigfoot With a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Discovery to Take Over the Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	STOP Everything You Need New HBO Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Getting All Dressed Up Like a Sci-Fi Spaceship Cockpit
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's "Star Wars" Series
1	1 Vote	The Internet Shocked
1	1 Vote	This Is a Great Essay Defending a Woman's "Dougie" Dance to Support an LGBTQ Network Airing
1	1 Vote	Sony Takes Another Shot at Ukrainian Forces
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Founder: I Totally F***ed Everything Up When I Ran for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Do Not Keep Cabbages as Pets
1	1 Vote	There's No Drama in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Here to Find This
1	1 Vote	Seeing Peanut Butter on Tap
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason We're All Doomed Now That Obama Has Dropped a New NBC Pilot Takes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Became the Highest Paid NFL Running Back
—	1 Vote	NASA's DART Mission Is a Beautifully Self-Cannibalizing RPG Built on Bodies
—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Says Car Crash in Slow Motion
—	1 Vote	Willow Smith Opens Up About Her Opinions
—	1 Vote	Fortnite Patch Notes for Massive Climate Conflict of Interest
—	1 Vote	Buy the Wrong Reason