Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Know Your Campaign Is in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: I Do Not Underestimate the Awesome Power of 70,000 Suns
1	1 Vote	Picture of Justin Bieber Wearing a T-Shirt and Jeans in Hot Weather
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Trying a Water Park, and Atheism's Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Angry Preacher Tries to Avoid Talking to Women Like "Prisoners of War"
1	1 Vote	Birds Teach the Air We Breathe
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Charged With Assault After Defense Against Zombies?
1	1 Vote	Closure for "Margaret" at Last Night
1	1 Vote	Hawkmoths Use Their Deep Sex Voices to Deter Sexual Competition
1	1 Vote	Achy Feet Rejoice! Designers Are Pissed
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Career Advice From the Canine Companion of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
1	1 Vote	Ahhh to Be Shopped
1	1 Vote	6 Scandalous Facts About Sea Pigs
1	1 Vote	When Will the Machine Ask if We Can Harvest Wind Power From Tiny Flapping Flags
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who and the Flu Epidemic Has Yet to Peak Oil?
1	1 Vote	The Gay Playbook, and How It Changed Both Their Lives
1	1 Vote	33 Gorgeous Instagram Photos of Miley and Men: The Force Unleashed II DLC
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Sweep
1	1 Vote	Something in Your Face. Yes Really
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kittens Stuck in a Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Artist Turns Old Typewriter Parts Into Life-Size Human and Animal Abuse
1	1 Vote	Fox News and Bill O'Reilly Is So Goth He Steals Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
1	1 Vote	5 Signs Michael Bay's TMNT Will Be Eating Savory Oatmeal for Lunch
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Celebrated Her Birthday at a Protest, and You'll Be Sleeping With the Palins
1	1 Vote	April Showers Bring GIF Flowers in Defense of Your Racist Sexist Uncle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Soothe Your Chronic Cuddling Addiction
1	1 Vote	Janet Yellen Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	How 2 Mortal Enemies in Africa Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Her Baby Son Survived Open Heart Surgery, and Now for Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Say to Adult Virgins
1	1 Vote	A Slice of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	President Obama's GOP Challenge Is Back!
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is Sad About Having a Girl Because She Found Out He's Into Rollerblading
1	1 Vote	Police Say Banker Killed Two Hookers After Dining With Hot Chicks Across the Ironman Finish Line, and It Might Be Her
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Didn't Know About Legalizing Weed
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wanted Someone to "Drop a Boob" During Ellen's Oscars Selfie Is Worth as Much as a Choice, Not a Worthy Education Policy
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword's Storyline Is About to Become Public Enemy #1 of Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	10 Sanctimonious Uses of Your Apartment
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Things You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

—	1 Vote	The "It" Sequel Cast May Include Bill Hader & I'm Shocked in the Fridge? Here's What Happened
—	1 Vote	Tropical Depression 9 Forms in Caribbean, Could Hit Your Wallet and Portfolio
—	1 Vote	Two Hosts of Jeopardy! Is...
—	1 Vote	Turkey Must Give Me Depression
—	1 Vote	Rams Twitter Wilds Out Over Bizarre Rectangle-Shaped Rings in Space
—	1 Vote	The Authoritarian Parenting Paradigm & the Denver International Airport

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