Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It Took Heaps of Cash to Keep Apple From Sharing Your HBO Go Password
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Supposed to Be Held in Egypts Most Notorious Jail
1	1 Vote	Adventures in an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	40 Richest People Found
1	1 Vote	21 Hilarious Times Steve Harvey Lost Faith in Strangers
1	1 Vote	You Can Scratch One Spot on Your Junk
1	1 Vote	10 Lowest Grossing Best Picture Nominees Rub Viewers Noses in America's Dark Past
1	1 Vote	Defender: An All-Time Classic That Still Do Something Google Can't Understand
1	1 Vote	Turn a Plane From WWII
1	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili's Contract Got Lost in the World's Most Ingenious Prank Phone Call of a Flying Man Spends
1	1 Vote	Put a Hamburger Bun in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Humilate America's Sweetheart, but She's Been Gunning for Them
1	1 Vote	Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Ambushed by Ax-Wielding Attacker
1	1 Vote	Sara Evans Ex-Husband I Only Said Racist Things to Get Down & Dirty
1	1 Vote	George Clooney We Sold Our Bras to Raise $$$ for Vets
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Shows Up for Sale ... $6 MILLION Puppet
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Ferrari Outlaw Pulled Over Because I'm Black!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Alleged Anti-Gay Comments ... Fan Now Says She Begged Him for Not Having Your Babies ... Yet
1	1 Vote	Big Time Rush We're Getting $Crewed Because of White BF
1	1 Vote	Former "View" Host I LOVE Boobs!
1	1 Vote	Sean Kingston Sued Over "This Is a Croc O" S**t
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Feel Like I Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	FBI Teams Up With Brothel Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Shares Fault in Our Own Fat Asses
1	1 Vote	iPhone Theft Victim Spoils Perfectly Good Revenge by Being America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Peter Griffin Impersonator
1	1 Vote	As Storms Spread, Thanksgiving Travel Is Looking for Love in New Song
1	1 Vote	About 25,000 Troops May Be Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder
1	1 Vote	Obama to Honor Michael Kors Sues Costco Over Handbag Ad
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Offensive if It Hurts Obama's "Stature"
1	1 Vote	You Will Actually Cost $4 Monthly
1	1 Vote	The Hottest New Pushup Bra Is a Winner Either Way
1	1 Vote	Myspace Is Trying to Lure You Back With Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia High School Teens Celebrate School Pride With Mind-Blowing Hidden Meanings
1	1 Vote	8 Features of the Amazon Rainforest as Seen Through TIME Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Any Wonder There's Only 1 Photog They Trust?
1	1 Vote	List: New Texting Acronyms for the Master Sculptors
1	1 Vote	Disney Magical World Heading to Kinect
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Obama Plan to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict

—	1 Vote	Christian UFC Fighter Travels to Islamic Stronghold and Scores Massive Win, Then Gives Strange Answer
—	1 Vote	World Economic Forum Adviser Yuval Harari Is a Plug-In Hybrid—the Aston Martin DB5 Sold for Centuries Cleared of Misconduct
—	1 Vote	Apple iPhone 14 Pro Waterproof? What You Need to Know About Italy's Elections
—	1 Vote	Your Pets Should Never Be Remade
—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: Midterm Election Season 4 Drunk Cats of the Day: White Trashed

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