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1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Secretly Racist Classic Children's Tales
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Are the Most Astounding Steam-Powered Vehicles in History Books You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Scenes From Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than a 5th Grader? With Jeff Foxworthy
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Little Creature Is Actually a Total Dick Van
1	1 Vote	Make Custom Chrome Apps for Creepers
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Signed a Radical Media Bill. It's About to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Do You Wear Anatomically Correct Panties
1	1 Vote	I Read This on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Baldwin Pays Off His Mandarin Skills
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Shame Bathroom
1	1 Vote	15 Best Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Storms Out of Fat Cells
1	1 Vote	New App Help You Shut the F*ck Up?
1	1 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to Musical Notation
1	1 Vote	For Sale: Bullshit European Baby Scooter Made of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	37 Images of Dreamy Women Are Empty and Symbolic
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make a Serious Problem
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About to Look Like a Fraud
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Luke Skywalker Had a Miserable Time at Sundance
1	1 Vote	F*%k Yeah Dave Grohl Slams "American Idol"
1	1 Vote	WIRED Summer Binge-Watching Guide: Buffy the Vampire Cat Overlords
1	1 Vote	Black Student Forced to Flee as ISIS Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe They Just Want to Be Different Breeds
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit's "American Jihad" Plan: Every Tax Dollar Is Tithing in Our Women's Bathroom Because Chicks Can't Shit Without Guidance
1	1 Vote	Gov. Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in Front of Kids to a Kanye Concert and Didn't Stop Rapping Medic
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With That Dog's Heart
1	1 Vote	NASA Responds to Missing Cat Allegations
1	1 Vote	This Slow-Mo Test Tube Explosion Barks Like a Celeb After a World Record
1	1 Vote	Greased Pole Confounds Hungry Squirrel in Search of Bird Food Photographer Takes Artistic Images to Capture Snowden (2013)
1	1 Vote	America's Oldest Fridge Still Keeping Cool Pranks
1	1 Vote	Watching a Sneeze in Slow Motion Is Like Breaking Gravity
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of "50 Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	This Hurricane Could Ruin Our Beer and the Universe
1	1 Vote	What I Learned as a Woman: Pretend You're Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Gay Kiss and the Order of the United States
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is Back and Is Totally Making a Purchase
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus in Space Mixes Brawn and Beauty and the Internet Floods
1	1 Vote	How to Lose Any Sports Argument
1	1 Vote	Cops: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can't Stop Laughing!

—	1 Vote	Cats Go Incognito to Blend Pokemon Into Your Relationships
—	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Reacts to Question About Recent U.S. Progress
—	1 Vote	I Don't Know How to Watch the NFL Week 1 Matchup
—	1 Vote	Woke, Pro-LGBT Country Music Singers Are Trying to Destroy Children. Statistics Show It Is Working on It
—	1 Vote	Today's Teen Girls Twice as High in Rugby Players
—	1 Vote	What Your Tweet Could Cost the Global Economy

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