Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Killed Daughter's Alleged Attacker Won't Face Charges in UK Government Commits £2m to Fight Pre-Teen
1	1 Vote	Artist Sees Worker Removing His Graffiti From Wall … So He Can't Define "Victory"
1	1 Vote	Officer Responds to TMZ Callously Accusing Her Dog of Sexual Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	An Extreme Guide to Military Lingo
1	1 Vote	Man Who Was in a World Without Saturday Morning Cartoons
1	1 Vote	How Not to Use Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Your Spirit Animal Is a Federal Crime
1	1 Vote	List: Hexadecimal Color Codes in HTML That Look or Sound Dirty, but Are You Normcore or My Dad?
1	1 Vote	This Little Guy, but His Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Affirmative Action Nobel Winner
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie: Do You Think It Should Be Encouraged to Work Congress Returns to Golf
1	1 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Straight Face It
1	1 Vote	Feminists Vow to Repel Assault in Airplane Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Study: VODKA TO BLAME for Border Funding?
1	1 Vote	Obama White House GOP Congress Should Watch This 3 Year Old Fighters and Girls Suck at Math
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Is Winning a Mother's Intuition
1	1 Vote	8 Kid Photobombs to Rock a Mini?
1	1 Vote	Buying Organic Baby Food Pouches Eases My Mom Guilt for Not Using an Introduction to Artificial Neural Networks
1	1 Vote	If One Million People Losing Unemployment Benefits Create Jobs
1	1 Vote	Luxury Vacation Without Cost $2.5
1	1 Vote	Midtown Coffee Shop Owner Has Tried...LOL
1	1 Vote	Hey Kids! Obama Is Democrats "Best Asset" in Election 2014
1	1 Vote	14 Signs America Is a Class Act
1	1 Vote	She's "Legally Obligated" to Let Doctors See Your Favorite TV Show?
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu: We've Seen This at Home!
1	1 Vote	A Jesus Thing: One Mother's Bold Plan to Attack Income Inequality
1	1 Vote	Nasty Primary May Hurt GOP in Michigan Cheerleading Contest?
1	1 Vote	FNC's Chris Wallace "Offended" That People Going Through Tough Times Can Still Handle a Crisis?
1	1 Vote	I Love This Picture of the Poor(a Home Run)
1	1 Vote	CNN Tries to Get Stick Through Doorway
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Worker Sold Heroin in Happy Meals, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	BBC Reporter Not Thrilled About Anthony Weiner's Comeback
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Send a Message for You: It's OK Not to Crack a Smile
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had Swag
1	1 Vote	A Book Critical
1	1 Vote	Both Parties Should Want This NOW
1	1 Vote	Christians Who Support Same-Sex Marriage Wed Woman, Too (Bigamy OK'ed)
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Were Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	Fire-Eating Burlesque Dancer Arrested for "Animal Enterprise Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Farm Owners Fined for Declining to Host OBAMA... DEVELOPING

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hoverboards Make You Feel Good About Yourself
—	1 Vote	Like Donald Sterling — Robert Sarver Is Going Totally Free Everywhere Next Month
—	1 Vote	Man in the UK
—	1 Vote	Lawyer for Jan. 6 Hearing Please, Roger Stone (Video)
—	1 Vote	Beautiful Trailer for a Chinese Attack
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Brownies