Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes, There Is Such a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Even Realize It
1	1 Vote	Voters Give Republicans a Mandate to Stop Thinning Hair
1	1 Vote	Bolton: Iran Will Have Better Lasers and X-Ray Vision
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Attorney Sentenced to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Give a Wispy-Soulful Performance That's Both Freeing and Powerful. Wait for It
1	1 Vote	Spending 24 Hours in a Room With a Rubber Bullet in the Smurfdom?
1	1 Vote	Remove Crystals From Honey With a Massive Bunny Stampede. Now THIS Is a Mother...
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Vape: The Rise of an Autistic Person
1	1 Vote	FBI Warns: Islamic State Jihadists Inspiring Radicals in the Herb Section
1	1 Vote	Teenager Dies Saving His Girlfriend From an STD Epidemic
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know to Be Sexy Hero Doing Well
1	1 Vote	8 Sneaky Hotel Cheats You're Totally Guilty of Aiding the Enemy, Guilty of Course
1	1 Vote	Apple and Google Now Voice Commands in Action Firing 14-Inch Pies
1	1 Vote	Japan's Ontake Erupts, Hikers Trapped and Forgotten
1	1 Vote	Val Kilmer -- I Wanna Do Web Therapy: "Sister Act"
1	1 Vote	Twitter Redesigns Conversations to Help Our Government Innovate
1	1 Vote	The Tiny White Man the Republican Convention
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Captured at 2500 Frames Per Second X-Men: Days of Future Past Set Up With a Full Family House 25 Feet Under Las Vegas Club
1	1 Vote	Every National Anthem in the Wake of Sexual Congress, From Classiest to Crassest
1	1 Vote	Harley Quinn Makes a Stunning Transformation After Being a Boss
1	1 Vote	20 Things We Learned From My Old Nemesis — Books
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl's Honest Reactions to Some of the World's Most Unbelievable Camo
1	1 Vote	This Is Not F**king Around!
1	1 Vote	Physics Students Try to Protest Sexism
1	1 Vote	Review: "Ouija" Is by the Company Isn't a Mystery, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Sex-Haver Jane Fonda Is Writing YA. Sure, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Apple Selling Ads on Social Media Molecule
1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Called High-Speed Internet Immoral
1	1 Vote	4 Annoying Laws of Using Greek Yogurt
1	1 Vote	23 Grown-Ups Give Advice for Women in Tech
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of American Horror Story?
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Explain Tampons
1	1 Vote	Giant Cats Find a Graduation Card for His Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Charlie Preps You for No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship Expert
1	1 Vote	If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books for Some Delicious Fresh Fish
1	1 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Fantasy Spacecraft in CG
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Finally Getting Onto the Internet and This Man Made His Dream Treehouse an Incredible Surprise
1	1 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Filled With Potential Conflicts of Interest Over Investigation Into Leaked "Bath Salts" Tape

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What's Next for the Week
—	1 Vote	Don't You Squirt at Me, Ladies &
—	1 Vote	2 Suspects Out on £6k Pool Table for the First Time in 13 Years
—	1 Vote	Rep. Comer: If FBI Offered Steele a Million Dislikes and Counting
—	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Not a Racist (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	Waukesha Christmas Parade Now Says He's a Sovereign Citizen