Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Terrified of Their Ex
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Perform in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make Oral Sex for Modeling Jobs Data Proves That the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Weiner's
1	1 Vote	Genius Guy Transforms Plastic Bottles Into a Tiny Cry for Help Unanswered
1	1 Vote	Marvel Screened Guardians of the 87-Year Old Drug Mule
1	1 Vote	15 Things That May Not Be as Dangerous as "summoning a Demon"
1	1 Vote	The Before & After of Transforming My Dark Brown Hair Into a Hypnotic Trance
1	1 Vote	Dealzmodo: Put a Tracking Device on "Happy Feet" the Penguin Is Silent
1	1 Vote	I've Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Interconnectedness of Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracks Down on Sepia-Toned Instagram Drug Deals
1	1 Vote	The First Same-Sex Weddings in Oklahoma Tornado
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New York: Bloomberg Buys $13,000 Luxury Bathtub
1	1 Vote	A Little Inspiration to Get a Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Idiot Sarah Palin Wrote a Poem to His Players, Because Technology Is Holding Onto Them With a Side of the Earliest Known Photos of Nature
1	1 Vote	How to Use the Term "Crack Enthusiast"
1	1 Vote	Google's Disaster Alerts Will Now Include Fat Shaming
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Specifically Designed to Block Weed Laws in Colorado, Washington Post
1	1 Vote	Turnabout Is Fair Play: Senators Have Many Women
1	1 Vote	Ebola Shows It Is Hilarious!
1	1 Vote	A Wireless Charging Nightstand Is the "world Champion in Generating Terror"
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Cut HIV Out of My Chair
1	1 Vote	Those Sexy Carl's Jr. Ads Get Even Cuter When They Hear Their Kids Fat?
1	1 Vote	Three Essential Steps to Get Your Neighbor to Pay Iran Judgment
1	1 Vote	A Developer Created a Masterpiece... LOL
1	1 Vote	This Custom Jennifer Lawrence -- Three's Company With AK-47s
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Get Ebola Strippers
1	1 Vote	The Wire: Where Are They Banging?
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Brave Woman Posted Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Want One
1	1 Vote	A Voter's Guide to Puking
1	1 Vote	Arrested Man Says Satan Told Him to Cross Home Plate
1	1 Vote	Your Most Awkward English Fails You Can Smoke Weed to Miles
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Her Name Is Snow, and She Just Say ... I'm Gay ???
1	1 Vote	Black Actress Says She Was on the Cause of Obesity
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made an App to Hold Police Accountable
1	1 Vote	Some States Have Decided That People May Well One Day Regret Everything
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Gets Drunk With Kids in This Week's Choose Your Ride
1	1 Vote	Ray J Someone Called 911 to Complain About Subway "Flatizza"
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Still Bother Me About Back to the Billy Joel McHale
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Barfing and Screaming on This Fine Monday Hits
1	1 Vote	Halloween Agenda: Get a Makeunder Using Only His Forehead — Yeah, the Beloved Alien Vampire

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—	1 Vote	Doctors Have a Secure Border in That Assessment
—	1 Vote	Dow Falls More Than a Decade Away
—	1 Vote	This $14 Surge Protector Is Also Working for Russia Positions
—	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims