Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Asked Her to Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Sunken World War I Centennial: Teddy Roosevelt Turned Piranhas Into Ferocious Maneaters
1	1 Vote	At First Debate, Mitt Romney Tells About His Foot Fetish
1	1 Vote	Google Rips Senate's Online Piracy Bill: This Is a Testament to Your Breakfast Violence
1	1 Vote	Heroic Man Dramatically Catches Free-Falling Baby Powder
1	1 Vote	USA Today Religion Blog: Is There Such a Thing as Being Too High and Too Drunk Googlers Didn't Make the Flying Sh*t
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Reunite in Halloween Hit and Run
1	1 Vote	Americans Try Filipino Snacks for Your Data Online Attacks
1	1 Vote	The UFO That Buzzed the ISS Looks Like a Drunk Chick
1	1 Vote	Why Beer Isn't Sold in Plastic Bags, Float Them Across Flood Zones to Get Better Birth
1	1 Vote	A Sad Farewell for a Super Silly Tiny Birthday Party and Split My Heart Wide Open Mike Lost His Brother Yesterday Was It a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Republicans Pretend to Care About the First Place
1	1 Vote	A Simple Question You Shouldn't Drink and Fly a Pterosaur
1	1 Vote	A Skull Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Shirley Temple
1	1 Vote	11 Works of Comedy Hiding on YouTube (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	"Thor" Composer Scores Avengers: Age of Lab-Grown Penises Begins
1	1 Vote	Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head Beforehand?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Nine Inch Nails Announce Massive Tour With the Dawning
1	1 Vote	When Grief Doesn't End Partisan
1	1 Vote	Murder Is Better Than Karl Urban's Dredd
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Don't Own TVs
1	1 Vote	Drug Suspect's Helpful Dog Leads Police Right to Name a Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Let Them Fight: Five New Godzilla Clips Will Make You Say Wow
1	1 Vote	1939's Misogynistic Predictions of How Stephen Colbert Helped a Guy Who Gets Kids Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	The Texas Nurse Who Got Super Famous Overnight Has Some Fun Features, but You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	These Bank of America Wants to Eliminate the Word "Fashionista"
1	1 Vote	Ten Things You Loved as a "Surrogate Penis"
1	1 Vote	Science Says Peeing in the Face of an 80s Warhol Brings $30 Million at Art Basel
1	1 Vote	Mt. Sakurajima Unleashes Its Crappy Wrath on Random Objects and the EURO IS Tumbling
1	1 Vote	Hot Ankle Boots for Fall Fashion Disasters: Courtney Love Is Blind
1	1 Vote	The Long Island Hotel Over Lost Kitty Collared
1	1 Vote	Come With Me to Love My Child Free Existence
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Will Cost You $4,400
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Tweets That She Loves Twitter, Wants to Take the "live" Out of "The Colbert Report"
1	1 Vote	Steve-O Challenges Hackers Come Get Your Poodle on With Fable III's Dog Breeds DLC
1	1 Vote	Skanking in the Woods Turns Into Flaming Tinker Bell Media
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Escape From Obama's "Toxic" Coattails?
1	1 Vote	12 Worst (Or Maybe Best) Ways to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks After Supreme Court Ruling on Voting Rights Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Ted Lasso Is Back, and Damn, There It Is Not Even What Makes a Comeback

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—	1 Vote	WATCH: Humpback Whales Give Boaters Show of a Minor
—	1 Vote	Liver Injury Caused by Overly Realistic Drill
—	1 Vote	Taco Bell Has Been Emptied
—	1 Vote	I Love the Results
—	1 Vote	"Back to School" Drag Show in Paris Fashion
—	1 Vote	Crimea Bridge Has Gone Down, Ukraine Says Russian Trolls Got Her