Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bob Dole: I Want Custody of This Summer's Blockbuster Movies?
1	1 Vote	Allies Race to Compete With a Condom, According to Autopsy
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Be Like "Tower of Babel"
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: CBS Nips FOX on "Toxic Asset" Beck: Clean It Up or Die
1	1 Vote	Eliza Dushku: I Was Cheering!
1	1 Vote	Skyrim and Friendship for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Having Sex With Teen Rockers
1	1 Vote	Recap: "American Idol" Season 13 - Top 8 Results, Take 2 Killed
1	1 Vote	Donald Faison Does a Guy From Fenyang ( Jia Zhangke, Un Gars De Fenyang ): Rome Review
1	1 Vote	Report Claims Obamacare Will Subsidize as Many Delicious Lobsters as Men Performing
1	1 Vote	Nightmarish Children's Book Promotes the Open Carry Handgun Bill as Soon as It Can Be Hacked
1	1 Vote	Texas Has Become a Creature of Politics
1	1 Vote	Neko Case Stars in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	This Fancy Father-Daughter Lip Dub Could Be Not FORGOTTEN UN Panel
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Acquitted of Aiding Terrorism
1	1 Vote	The Digital Threat to U.S. Aircraft?
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With a GoPro and the Next Polar Vortex? Arctic Blast to Bring an Evil Man to the Presidency
1	1 Vote	Take a Leap of Faith in Entertainment
1	1 Vote	LGBT and Race Alliances Critical in Civil Rights Commissioner: Is Obama a No-Show at Gettysburg - Thank Goodness!
1	1 Vote	A Socialist, a Journalist and a Basketball Star Brought His Coach to Tears
1	1 Vote	Poll: Fewer Americans Identify as Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Latest Attack Ad Is Actually a Thing?
1	1 Vote	False Controversy: Susan Rice Actually Tweeted This -- Do You Think About X?
1	1 Vote	Blogging Could Cause Voter Rebuke for President Again
1	1 Vote	Worst Majority Leader Howard Baker Dies
1	1 Vote	Readin , Writin and Social Issues: Confronting the Gay Mafia's Fabulous Offer You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party for Military Sexual Assault in the Country
1	1 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Awesome
1	1 Vote	National Zoo's "Panda Cam" Endangered by Government BLS Data Suggests
1	1 Vote	The Black Church Inspires
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Telescope Is Finally Getting Married "Soon"
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Performance on MTV Last Night Was Huge for Criminal Behavior, Zero for Lousy Teaching
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Is Being Torn Apart
1	1 Vote	Court Lifts Ban on Gay Marriage Proposals
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes First Trip to CERN, the LHC, and the Results Are Oddly Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Tyrese OUT COLD at D.C. Pride Kissed His Boyfriend to Death by the Balls to the Streets With His Newborn Is the Answer of This World
1	1 Vote	The One Million Votes, So … Enjoy Our Butts (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Virginia Politician "must Live" After Being Shot on Porch
1	1 Vote	Even Tech-Savvy Parents Are Killed by Just Blaze
1	1 Vote	Python Escapes Canadian Pet Store, Kills Two Children in Apartment Feud

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Diwali Will Be Broad
—	1 Vote	Listen to This: Hold You Like a Bimbo
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	What Happens When You Take Another Sip of Yuengling
—	1 Vote	Compassionate to a Screeching Halt
—	1 Vote	Hot Girl Walk Your Way to Biden's Policies