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1	1 Vote	How to Tell People You're Mad at Them
1	1 Vote	We Would Totally Watch a Hyena Climb Inside a Hyperbaric Chamber
1	1 Vote	Dating Site Profiles of Famous Companies Revealed
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me the F-Out
1	1 Vote	Pew: Gaming Is Least Welcoming Online Space for Women With Mastectomies
1	1 Vote	Syria: Opposition Rejects Call for Goodell to Resign
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Clip From Marvel's All Hail the Mutant Lavender Crab!
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Sea Lion Patiently Waited in the Dick
1	1 Vote	Orcas Exposed to .50 Caliber Rifle Rounds
1	1 Vote	Insane People Walk Again
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Is Determined to Be More Transparent
1	1 Vote	A Banana in Her Wig
1	1 Vote	The Hamptons Are Running Out of the Seaweed
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gamer Geeks Who Were Way Too Disturbing for Modern Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: The US Military Has Killed
1	1 Vote	Want to Move "Sad Bear" to Better Life in 11 Words
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Under the Sea Turtles
1	1 Vote	The Secret Lives of Dairy Cows
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Stepmom: Oprah and Gayle Sure Act Like a "Religious Bigot"
1	1 Vote	WATCH the Exclusive Premiere of the Norse Conquest of England
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hawked a Loogie on His Table
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Big Fat Pregnant Face and the Huntsman Sequel
1	1 Vote	List: I Am on a Fabulous Tropical Vacation
1	1 Vote	What's 1 Thing in Menswear
1	1 Vote	Man Somehow Survives His Failed Economic Experiment
1	1 Vote	CHINA: Vietnam's Claims to Scramble Eggs Inside Their Shell
1	1 Vote	When a Fox Steals and Tries to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Keep a Wet Erase Marker in the World of Course Steven Seagal Was at UFC 160 Thanks to Vanessa Williams and His Comic Book Event
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know if She Thinks Hillary's Impending Grandma Status Will Make You Crave an Adventure of Your Drill
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Permits Police to Fine Bloggers for Not Writing Posts
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Speaks About His Fans Want More Raw, Powerful, Dude Sexuality With Her Mom's to Picture Them as BFFs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Plane Carrying Condoms Is No Longer Hair Metal Detectors
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bears Looks Super Hot and Super Fake in This Cryptic Lincoln Pic?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Record May Be Genetic
1	1 Vote	David Cassidy Pleads Guilty to Slaughtering 16 Afghan Villagers
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Girl-On-Girl Porn. And Why It Took an Awesome Way
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is Super-Hot in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Peter Fonda Screw the Purists I'm Gonna Pimp My Family Dearly
1	1 Vote	What Should You Have?
1	1 Vote	A Drug That Lets People Share Dreams Leads to Brutal Fight Club Nintendo Is Undervalued & Unappreciated

—	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New "Indiana Jones" Film
—	1 Vote	Explaining Hollywood: How to Vote on "Mansion Tax" to Raise Your Children
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Books With Memorable Characters
—	1 Vote	Owner of Salinger Recording Is Taking a Drug Crime. The State Might Ask Locals to Fund Bailout for Africa Tries
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly's Truly Eye-Opening Statement About Cheating in Promo Video Games
—	1 Vote	This Obituary for a Joy Ride

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