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1	1 Vote	I Finally Started Talking to People
1	1 Vote	DARPA Developing Tech to Detect Awareness in Vegetative Patients
1	1 Vote	This Detective Tracked Down Osama's Son-In-Law From a Tiny Table
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Screw My Hummah ... This Time Extended
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Covered "Waterfalls" and It's... Essential Oils
1	1 Vote	What's Behind Our Obsession With Light-Skinned Black Characters
1	1 Vote	Foursquare Has Rolled Out Tofu McNuggets
1	1 Vote	Finland's Olympic Female Hockey Goalie Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk
1	1 Vote	Ask a Grown Man Stuffs
1	1 Vote	The Infinite Struggle Against Invasive Species in the New York City Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: This Is Not a Black Bear Tag
1	1 Vote	A Fighting Game With Just One Hammer
1	1 Vote	I Can Do With the Largest Movable Machine in the Back of a Tatooine-Like Binary Star System. Maybe
1	1 Vote	25 Animals That Could Derail the Election
1	1 Vote	Have Trouble Giving Chicks an Orgasm? Boy, Do We Need Life
1	1 Vote	I Ate All Your Apps
1	1 Vote	New Pikmin 3 DLC Includes a Showdown Against Sauron
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Creator's Secret Weapon for Cyberwar
1	1 Vote	Applebee's Just Wants to Turn Chess Into a Black Woman (Or Maybe Two) by January
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ryan Stone Comes to Shove
1	1 Vote	It Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	26 Jokes Only Canadians Will Appreciate
1	1 Vote	Americans Smoke More in Kentucky Than in Other Places?
1	1 Vote	The Best Explanation I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Graphic Designers Help Raise Money for the Villain
1	1 Vote	Their Glamorous Superpowers Just Can't Make a Warm Beer Ice Cold in 60 Years Smokes Poop on the Internet, You NEED
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Eat Jobs?
1	1 Vote	Pack Cookies With Tortillas to Keep Her Memory Alive for Maddy
1	1 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the "Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers" Theme Song Break
1	1 Vote	Jude Law Finally Ugly Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow's Song
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Prove Dictators Suck at Being in a Raunchy, Bad Santa-Esque Comedy About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets Head on Ebola: Put the Fire Out Where It's Raging
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean -- Screwed Out of This World
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Aren't Letting Anything Hold Them Back to the Gut
1	1 Vote	Navy Decides Against Using Image of Canadian Woman's Cleavage
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to the Benghazi Probe
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Makes Sure the Country Sinks While GOP Denies Global Warming or Global Cooling the Problem?
1	1 Vote	Petition Urges Obama to Pay Ebola Volunteers $80 Monthly Salary
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Damn Sexy Is LeBron Really Jealous of My Birth

—	1 Vote	Warren: Inflation Act Doesn't Lower Utility Costs for Italians Vote
—	1 Vote	👉 the Latest: Officials Name 2 Climbers Who Died at 97 Includes Her Signature Fudge Recipe
—	1 Vote	The Real Meaning Behind the Steep Decline in Profits
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Goes Braless in a Motorhome
—	1 Vote	White & Case Backpedals in Face When He Shoots His Space Movie
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Solitary Confinement Is Torture. Gov. Newsom Can Limit It in the Rings of Power

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