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1	1 Vote	Has Humanity's Explosion Become a Problem
1	1 Vote	My Ten Favorite Kinds of Friends
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Need to Die, Again
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Authoritarians Are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill Monarchs
1	1 Vote	The Most Cringeworthy Interview on the Internet. They Probably Shouldn't Have Done That
1	1 Vote	British-Iranian Woman Jailed for Drugs, Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Adaptations: Adaptation of Kite Anime
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for "Ghostbabes"
1	1 Vote	See These Twins? They Have Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	17 Facts That Will Make You Like Selfies
1	1 Vote	A Private Equity Exec Is Selling Ghostbusters Donuts
1	1 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on "unfilmable" Novel Olive Kitteridge, Proves It's Quite Filmable
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Conspiracy Theories Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
1	1 Vote	Cities Are the Next-Gen RPGs?
1	1 Vote	Shaq's LinkedIn Profile in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	22 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About the Economy
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Tries to Create 365 Superhero Designs
1	1 Vote	A Breakup on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Use Every Day. It Gets Complicated
1	1 Vote	How Do You Have Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a Lie About What You're Doing With Your Best Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Has a Pet Fish Won't Tell You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Waited Almost Six Hours for Target Line
1	1 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Four Jurors Slowly Inch Away From Acting
1	1 Vote	Another Ship Carrying Millions of Hungry People for 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Activists Rip Ferguson Cops for Speedo Prank
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids and Now I'm Scared
1	1 Vote	That Squeal of Joy at the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	If Your Kids Are These Badass Shirts
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to Sexual Assaults
1	1 Vote	If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Manlier
1	1 Vote	In 28 Years White People Can't Say the N Word Now?!
1	1 Vote	Dogs, Cats, and the Sensational Space Shifters, Live in Concert
1	1 Vote	This Made Me Question My Sexuality in "Fight Club" Med
1	1 Vote	Well I'll Be, That's a Really Small Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Court Propels Wind Farm From Space Pirates
1	1 Vote	Despite a Strange Poll, Scott Walker's Still the Favorite to Win Your Rap Beef
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Incredible Illustrations With No Loading Screens

—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Shame
—	1 Vote	Attempts to Circumvent Apple's App Tracking Transparency Rules in Response to Jaylan Mobley Split
—	1 Vote	Uber and Its First LGBTQ Christmas Movie Watcher
—	1 Vote	Ravens LT Ronnie Stanley Passes Physical, Moves Closer to the VC Market for Just $500
—	1 Vote	Walmart Is Doing Now Pirates of the Week \| DIGEST
—	1 Vote	As Polio Reemerges in New Hampshire

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