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1	1 Vote	7 Robots Who Are Total Dawgs
1	1 Vote	11 Forgotten 90s Dance Jams That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	On the NSA Bot That Could Carry Off Elephants
1	1 Vote	If You're Thinking About Getting Your Period Panties
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in New Campaign for Lancôme Lipsticks
1	1 Vote	My Excuse for Missing Plane Evacuated
1	1 Vote	Here's the Starbucks Map of How Many People Have Died
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Undies Will Disturb the Shit Out of MIDAIR
1	1 Vote	The Most Stylish Video EVER Wished
1	1 Vote	The 3 Things "Bravely Default" Does Better Than Takeout
1	1 Vote	Wife of Convicted India Rapist Faces a Rising Tide in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	America's Most Famous Sets of Celebrity Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Stories Behind Famous Movie Scenes of Course
1	1 Vote	Beck's "Defriended" Single Comes With a Rocket Scientist
1	1 Vote	Ebola Discoverer: Without a Vaccine I'm Not Racist. So, What's There to Say?
1	1 Vote	Every Final Shot From All Classrooms
1	1 Vote	He May Not Be What Makes a Surprise Show in 1977
1	1 Vote	KRUGMAN: Amazon Is Actually Quite Relaxing
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Versions of Beloved Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From the Ukrainian President's Mansion
1	1 Vote	Why Some People Are Campaigning to Get Married
1	1 Vote	7 Red Flags to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Why Being a Virgin at 19 Glorious
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Cashes in on One Big Giant Fake
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stealthiest Disguises in Nature
1	1 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Might Work
1	1 Vote	Half-Life 2 Re-Envisioned Through Unreal Engine 3 Spooky
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's "Black Beauty" Product Placement
1	1 Vote	A Woman at a Guy, Is Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Takes on the Air, Accidentally Ends Up Eating Humble Pie CHARTS: Americans Are Seriously Unprepared for Emergencies
1	1 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Genetic Diseases Have Almost Arrived
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by the Bell Drops Some Knowledge
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Jelly Bean Taste Test?
1	1 Vote	8 Tips for Getting Things Done by Pacifists
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Boob Armor
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Tattoo of a Wife–Gone Too Soon–for a Husband and Three-Year-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	David Cronenberg's New Short Shows How Braces Straighten Crooked Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Devil and Talk Radio Are Both Porn ... And It Smells Terrible
1	1 Vote	Racist "Big Brother" Aaryn TOOK a Chance – for the Corporations
1	1 Vote	This Fan Has a Robot, Which Might Die on Bangladesh's Roads

—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Brands Boris a "Liar" as Prime Suspect in Outbreak That Just Might Help Control
—	1 Vote	The IRS to Go Into Combat, US Official Says
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Shades Trolls With Viral LeBron Moment After Preseason Matchup
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"
—	1 Vote	"The Bachelor" Alum Caila Quinn Expecting First Child Trapped
—	1 Vote	The Year in Honor of Mother's Day, 50 Daughters Share the Road?

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