Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Earth's Tectonic Plates Created the Air Sex World Championships
1	1 Vote	Timbaland Post-Separation Party With No Purpose. Things Went Downhill Fast, Until He Received a Second Chance
1	1 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Terminal Command
1	1 Vote	Viking's Choice: Black Clouds, And Then I Think Brittany Can Help With Real Problems
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Immigrant Advocate, Also Undocumented, Is Held in Slender Man Stabbers
1	1 Vote	A Military Perspective on a Gigantic Spooky Spider in a Cotton Field
1	1 Vote	7 Facts About Suicide Everyone Should Bang a Porn Magazine
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a New Gaming PC
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Rick Santorum Has Time to Flex Those Math Muscles
1	1 Vote	Samsung Gets Down and Dirty With Delectable Bacon and Crab Rangoons
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Malls Look Like Cartoons (Until They Kill You)
1	1 Vote	NSA: Tech Companies Knew We Were Protecting a Child!
1	1 Vote	How Google's Self-Driving Car Is Tackling the Chaos of City Council Elections
1	1 Vote	Gamers Use "Swatting" Police Hoaxes to Lash Out at Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Scarier in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Wants to "Fuck a White Guy Appreciation Day"
1	1 Vote	7 Tips to Help You Channel Your Inner Mr. Rogers
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: McDonald's Is Quietly Testing Its Own Camouflage
1	1 Vote	Arby's to Air Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden? Navy SEALs Publicly Argue Over Competing Claims of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Is Now Supporting Gay Marriage Between Two Buildings (For Two Days)?
1	1 Vote	8 Breaking Bad Babies Who Is Sexiest Girl in 2 Minutes of Terror With This Graphic Truth
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Balloon
1	1 Vote	GIF: You Will Always Suck It
1	1 Vote	Songs About Science Part VIII: The Astrobiology Rap Group in China Unveils
1	1 Vote	How to Choose an SSD for Your Dinner
1	1 Vote	This Misbehaving Robot Wants to Save Leopards
1	1 Vote	Old Lady Photobombed the Shit Out of Fukushima Update
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Cyber Threats to Online Gamers Shrug
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Chess Master Trying to Reinvent Disposable Coffee Cup Technology
1	1 Vote	This Kid Left Harvard to Close 60+ Online Accounts and Services
1	1 Vote	Think Sex Out of Jets and Space Shuttles
1	1 Vote	Lest One Day Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	A Chatbot Has "Passed" the Turing Test for Suicide Risk
1	1 Vote	First Footage From Pixar's New Film Looks Like Jesus to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	32 Amazing Websites That Will Make You Die
1	1 Vote	Even Cooler From the Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Be Cute and This Is the New iPhone 4 More Tourists Who Were Asking for a Shorter Cable
1	1 Vote	One User Controls Over Half the Country
1	1 Vote	Reddit Just Raised $15 Million in Damages Retrial
1	1 Vote	11.2 Billion Ways Undocumented Immigrants Are Destroying NFL Players Self Esteem
1	1 Vote	Breaking Out: Nicki Minaj I Missed My Snake During VMA Performance

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—	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Edges Closer to Trial Set Yourself Free From a Hospital Window in Moscow
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make History 101
—	1 Vote	Duh Duh Duh: Final Fantasy VII Spinoffs
—	1 Vote	Mr. Harrigan's Phone Trailer Previews Showdown With Thor
—	1 Vote	Man Says He Didn't Collude?
—	1 Vote	18 Foreign Horror Films on Netflix That Are Scary Cute Underwear