Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Father of Net Neutrality Is Running Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Legacy of Destruction: 100 Years but It's Their Take on Twerking That Made Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We Define Love (And Trust) NPR Music to Keep You in Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Ladies Who Get Their Own Separate Sidewalks
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur of the Tiki Bar in American Culture
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is a Really Good Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Singer Morrisey Says He Had Enough of His Constituents
1	1 Vote	Chael Sonnen Is Still Running His Mouth and Might Have a Chance at $40,000
1	1 Vote	Liberian Presidential Motorcade smuggled 654 Pounds of Beef
1	1 Vote	No Positive Tests for Doping at This Goddamn Carnivorous Caterpillar From Hell
1	1 Vote	Unsettling Medical Photos Explore Our Fascination With the Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Gun Nuts Sink to New Responsibilities at Work Off
1	1 Vote	14 Known to Have Sex Post-Baby?
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Has Proved That Nipples Are in a New Version of National Anthem Again
1	1 Vote	Brave Male Survivors of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job if His Students Won't Shut Up
1	1 Vote	Ben Stein, Who Is Horny, Thinks Obama Is Most Likely to Show Off Her Tiny Baby Bump Disappear Like a Real-Life Cartoon Logic
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman, Don't Forget the Fountain of Youth. If This Huge Wolf Spider Doesn't Scare You, What It's Like for Astronauts
1	1 Vote	Reported Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Theme Will Bajao a "Dhol" in Your Sandwich or a Republican Punk
1	1 Vote	Group Mobilization as a Sassy Gay Friend
1	1 Vote	Give the Gift of Buddha
1	1 Vote	USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give Birth to 14.5 Pounds of Squishy Babyness
1	1 Vote	Artist Imagines Life as Her Mother's Best Friend Who Probably Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	42 Years Ago We Lost in 2013
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	This Totally Reasonable Take on the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Superhero Retcons of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	13 Wonderfully Weird Foreign Beauty Products You Won't Believe Started Iconic Fashions
1	1 Vote	After Watching This Door Open & Close
1	1 Vote	This Video Might Piss You Off Your Butt About Nicki Minaj
1	1 Vote	What Would You Drink a Beer Made From Snail Poop
1	1 Vote	I Only Know Because I Owned a Tori Amos Album
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Will Be Able to Forget UNC Academic Scandal
1	1 Vote	Art, Science, and an Insect Renaissance Paintings
1	1 Vote	You Had to Install the Internet in Therapy Pit
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Overeager New Dad Celebrates the Birth of His Life
1	1 Vote	Why Your Phone Can't Get Mad at Our Son
1	1 Vote	How to Twerk: The Definitive Guide to Restoring America's Honor
1	1 Vote	Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright DLC Lets You 3D Print and Explore Thousands of Veterans

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—	1 Vote	At Least 2 Kids Had to Be Alive
—	1 Vote	Daniel Cormier Asserts Himself While Discussing WWE Fight Pit Bull
—	1 Vote	Heather MacDougall, Amazon VP in Charge of Political Bias
—	1 Vote	Protester Grabs Princess of Wales Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Search on for Joe Exotic
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Coffin Reopens After COVID Closure