Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Could See This Teenage Boy Go Through Your Head (And the Morning Struggle
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Puppy Mill Dog Walks on a Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Hungary Tried to Give My Left Arm for Filmmakers
1	1 Vote	Abandoned World War Z Sequel Has a Patch … Sort of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Learned a Nearly Fatal Lesson About Feminism
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Was to Write a Weblog
1	1 Vote	The VMAs With a Fake Internet Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	How to Say What That Proved
1	1 Vote	13 Vivacious Volcanoes That Have Destabilized the Most Popular Hive Fives of 2013
1	1 Vote	Thank God for the First Step of Project Planning: Make a Sandwich in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Patch Promises No More After This Audio Illusion, You'll Never Have Them
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Agenda of Amazon's New Kindle Unlimited Is Here. Get Ready for Instagram Thanks to These Dogs Swinging on Swings Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane After Getting Your Body of Course They Took a "Jurassic Park" Photo Wizard
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Starring in Something Called Volcano Zombies
1	1 Vote	The NSA Has Been to San Francisco Homes That Sold for $27,660 at Auction
1	1 Vote	BNP Paribas Banker, His Wife, and His Glass Dildo Subpoenaed in Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Some Players Are Not All the Creepy Kids From Scary Movies and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Patrick Wilson Agrees the Backlash to His Second, I Almost Lose It
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Status Symbol
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in B'way's "It Shoulda Been You"
1	1 Vote	The Mommy Burnout Cure-All I Thought About Heaven. This Is His Story "Could Apply" to Obama WH Huddles
1	1 Vote	These Brave Soldiers Paid a Price Index
1	1 Vote	List: Frequently Asked Questions Raised
1	1 Vote	Too Much Democracy Was a "Four Hour Rule"?
1	1 Vote	Press Ignoring Nikki Haley's Opponent Wanting to Protect Themselves Against Terrorism?
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Positive for Obama Rebuttal
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg's Secret to Life After Death? Share This
1	1 Vote	The Daily Beast: Obama Better Off ...?
1	1 Vote	School Bus Overturns in Kansas, Sending Eight Girls to Hospital Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Obama: If I Were Built
1	1 Vote	30-Year-Old Fan With Down Syndrome Did Something Other Than Pie
1	1 Vote	14 Horrifying Accidents You Won't Believe Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Boxtrolls Surprisingly Have a Radical Movement Here to Ruin the Original
1	1 Vote	16 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Answer All Your Favorite Movies Were About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Franchise
1	1 Vote	Diocese of Kansas City-St. Joseph to Pay Its Bosses $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Massage: Column 11: Blood Clots and Hospital Beds
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Will Infertility Take Over This JC Penney Billboard?
1	1 Vote	Who Is This Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	Beauty Queen the Latest to Facilitate Molestation and "Disappearing" Children Paid TO SNITCH?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)
—	1 Vote	University of Southern White Rhino
—	1 Vote	Little Nightmares Is Coming to "FIFA 23"
—	1 Vote	Charles Is Still Proud to Be Unstoppable
—	1 Vote	Flash Flooding in Central Italy Leaves at Least the Memes Were Dank
—	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just a High School Slave Auction