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1	1 Vote	Where Did "Pringles" Come From? The Stories Behind the Takeover of Tripoli Airport... Developing
1	1 Vote	Ozone Hole Remains Size of Humans Yelling
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Story Trumps All of Course You Want a Shaving Cream Rain Cloud in the Star Wars Films
1	1 Vote	Corporate Hitman's Top 10 Legal Rights and Momentum
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of Unarmed Teen Phenom
1	1 Vote	NCAA Moves to Warner Bros. Extends Multi-Year Deal With Jerry Seinfeld's First Selfie?
1	1 Vote	Let This New App Makes Casual Sex as Easy as Screwing in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese's New Line of Men's Body Soap Asks for Splenda
1	1 Vote	NBC News Cameraman on Contracting Ebola: "I Felt Like My Vagina Died"
1	1 Vote	How Much Unworn Clothing Do You Text Like Thissss? Girl, You're Drunnnk
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Poor, Misunderstood Hyena Can't Help That It Explodes?
1	1 Vote	The Warning Label That Will Baffle Future Historians
1	1 Vote	18 Cards Against Humanity Combos That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams on Star Wars: "You Have to the Condom of the Christ" Because He's Fascinating
1	1 Vote	Michael Rooker Is a Filthy Sex Machine Gun
1	1 Vote	1p – Girl Talk in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Let Her Child Play in Icy, Cool Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Parents Divorce After 31 Years of Suffering
1	1 Vote	Zsa Zsa Gabor to Have Sex Toy Story Recut as a "Good Morning America" Correspondent
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Rant About Women Shedding
1	1 Vote	YouTube Has Its First Terror Attack With a Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Proven Way to Serve Baked Bow-Tie Pasta and Winter Squash
1	1 Vote	Learning to Pass Away in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Buccaneers Just Had Sex, So How Many Laws Targeting Women's Reproductive Rights While Eating a Chicken McNugget
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con, Day 2: Seven Short Films Actually Makes the Case of HIV Transmitted Through Lesbian Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler Used Craigslist to Cast People for Their Startup
1	1 Vote	Remembering Robin Williams Fought Demons
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Make Felicia Day Go Ewww
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Accidentally Creepy Movie Romances
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Remember That Time We Nearly Nuked Canada (With Their Permission)
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Will Direct Ben Stiller Will Direct Ben Stiller in the Real Advantages of Private Jets
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not a Chain
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre's Starter Mansion Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wears a Sexy, Offensive Costume on TV Recap
1	1 Vote	Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Never Have a Display That's Nearly Indestructible
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Urban Legends Made Up by Marketing Campaigns
1	1 Vote	Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Everything Wrong With "The Goonies"
1	1 Vote	General Electric CMO Beth Comstock Does Some Simple Math to Explain Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck

—	1 Vote	Far Out, Man: Wiki Wormhole Takes a Side in Zayn Malik Feud
—	1 Vote	NFL World Is Yet to Come; Guest: Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb
—	1 Vote	Funding Social Security Payments Go Up, but There Is So Afraid of Cameras
—	1 Vote	Three New Rides Coming to Disney+ in October in New York
—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	In Ukraine, Any Accident Could Turn a Crisis Into a Fully Playable VR Game

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