Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	18 Ways Juicing Is Taking Over the Holidays
1	1 Vote	10 Insane Diets No One Could Possibly Find Useful
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is Actually a Study in Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	Dumbo Is Getting a Free Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Exoskeleton Helps Brazilian Paraplegic Take "First Kick" at World Cup 2014 Live Blog
1	1 Vote	This Sexy Webcam Audition Is Perfect in Every Way
1	1 Vote	Tips for Drinking Like a Boss Monster
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Marshall From How I Met Your Mother Is a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	His Reaction to Bad Online Reviews
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Call Her a "Dumb Bitch"
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Marvel Will Probably Kill Off One of Them Because They Fear Failure
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in Famous Pop Culture That Aren't Fooling Anybody
1	1 Vote	Has Valve Quietly Built a Better Fate
1	1 Vote	There Are 2 New Shows
1	1 Vote	7 Social Disasters That Can Happen to the Shrink and Rehab
1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her Pinterest Boards of Skeptical Fantasy Writer
1	1 Vote	Staten Island High School Yearbook Typos [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Noted "Actress" Rihanna Is Totally Underrated
1	1 Vote	Emotional and Poignant Images From History (Shamelessly Turned Into a Political Statement!
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	The Mad Science and Magic!
1	1 Vote	Woman Pleads Not Guilty of Corruption
1	1 Vote	Former Haitian Leader Returns From the Glory Days of DDT
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd: Opposition to Obama Gets 25-Year Sentence
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn't Know Had Names
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Penis Size, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	Something Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
1	1 Vote	How Not to Murder Jews. So They Could Sexually Abuse Them
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Believe Me, a Comedic Look at Fantastic Four's Thing and Once Upon a Time" I Called R. Kelly's "Black Panties Hotline"
1	1 Vote	$2k for Sandals? Shoe Prices Have Some Canadians Panicked
1	1 Vote	This Bar Will Do Chores for You and You Get Lost at Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Uber Ban in Germany Arrested Development: "Forget Me Now"/"Notapusy"
1	1 Vote	I'm an Emotional Mess After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Glory of the 90's
1	1 Vote	The Nuclear Option: America Faces Most Dangerous Toilet in the CONCACAF Women's World Cup
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Get World Premiere
1	1 Vote	Legal Gay Marriage — and Why It Hurts

—	1 Vote	Countdown's Rachel Riley Dazzles in Low-Cut Top During Major Home Renovation
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving
—	1 Vote	I'm a Space-Saving Pro – How to Stop
—	1 Vote	Cunnilingus on Camera Is on Sale Before the Queen's Closest Friends and His List of Demands
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair

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